"So… you wanna go out with me?" Fletcher Renn asked for the millionth time…

"No, Fletcher"

"But… we'd be so good together!"

"No, Fletcher!"

"Please, one date…"

"No, Fletcher!"

"Come on, it's just one night, we'll go to a movie, maybe get something to eat, go clubbing, and then I might let you make-out with me!"

"For the last time, Fletcher, nooooooo!" shouted Skulduggery Pleasant…

I just want to see what would happen if Fletcher was gay...