That pedo...
"Hey France! How do you become a country!",little Sealand said one day.
France smiled at the cute little mico-nation and said,"Well if you want to know so bad, come with me to my house"
"But that jerk England said I should never go to your house, b/c you would rape me, whatever that means"
"Don't listen to him! He's just wants you not to become a country!"
"That jerk! Let's go to your house quickly!",he said running.
"Ahh... Sealand. My house is that way", France said pointing the other way.
"I knew that. I was just testing you"
"Oh I know", he said with a preverted smirk on his face as they walked to his car.
"That pedo. And people say that Spain is a pedophile",Prussia said rolling his eyes as both him and Spain watch the scene.
Lol I kind of feel bad for writing this... no matter!