Show: Invader Zim

Theme 81: Addiction

Pairing: ZADR

"Zim?"

"Yes, Dib-thing?"

"We need to talk."

"Oh, great…."

"What?"

"Zim heard that when one in a relationship says "we need to talk", it always means trouble."

"That may be true, and it is, but it concerns ius/i."

"Okay, was it something I said or did?"

"No."

"Was it something iyou/i said or did?"

"No!"

"Then what IS it, Dib?"

"Zim, we've been having sex too much, and I love it! I really do! It's just that…. I've never realized how long both of us can go without having sex. We have it EVERY. NIGHT. I think we need to stop for a while, because we're getting addicted."

"iWhat/i? Zim is too AMAZING to get addicted to something! I'm perfectly fien with how things are! I AM ZI—!"

Dib cut the alien off with a sensual kiss. A minute later, Dib broke away and said,

"What's the first thing that comes to mind when I stopped?"

"Why did you stop?" Zim asked, looking and feeling dazed and drunk on pleasure.

"See? We're too dependant on our time together."

"So?"

"So, I say that we do a little bet. You know…. Something to make the rewards for not having sex…. So much…. isweeter/i."

Zim smirked after hearing this and said,

"Go on."

"Whoever wins gets to keep the loser on a leash, and the loser, aka, the one who gets too horny to wait, has to address the winner as "Master"."

"Hmm. I like this plan."

"Let's start now, Zim. We just did it anyway, so I think we'll be fine."

bA WEEK LATER…./b

The enemies laid in Zim's bed together in the alien's base.

"I can't believe we BOTH caved on the SAME DAY!" Dib said.

"We need to start over. I say we reap the same benefits for whoever wins, but instead, we'll use this addiction to see whoever explodes first."

"But I think that's unfair!"

"Scared to lose, Dib-iloser/i?" Zim smirked.

"Fine then! YOU'RE ON!"

And with that being said, the battle began.