Hello people of the BTR fic-dom. How's it been? Did you have a special 4th of July? I hope you did. And to celebrate (not really sorry) I bring to you a BTR one shot that I had planned. But I'm afraid it's too long, i'm not dividing it into 2-3 sets but they should be up soon. For now just enjoy this =D

Details: This is a new and exclusive pairing I'm going for:

Kendall/Dak Zevon - I didn't know what to call it, either Dendall or Kak but neither sounds right..

Jarlos - because it just had to be there.

Logan/Joe Lucas - I mixed a bit of Disney into the story to make it more variety. And my two singing idols together is so... *fan shriek* (even though all of BTR are my idols, my idol is really James but Logan's good for this)

Summary: Being surrounded by fangirls was a peak for any male celebrity. But what happens when they find themselves trapped inside the studio. The Rule of thumb is 'you wait for five minutes silence before proceeding out' What happens in those five minutes?

Big Time Fan Attack

It's a perfect sunny LA sunshine day that shines over the palm woods. Today was going to be a good day. Big Time Rush could feel it. Gustavo told them that they were going to do a special recording with a celebrity today. A Big Time celebrity, that will skyrocket their fame into new heights. Just hearing about it made the boys all jittery and nervous, being struck down with curiosity of 'who could this be?'

"I wonder if it's a girl," Carlos thought out loud to invite the rest into discussion.

"It might be a guy, you never know" Kendall was being optimistic.

"Ooh, Maybe it's Nicole Scherzinger. That would be totally awesome." James eyes sparkled bright at the hope, as he combed his sandy brown hair through the teeth of his lucky comb.

"Or maybe it's Taylor swift. Big Time Rush goes country," Logan pondered and suggested and smiling while doing so. They heard the limo honk and Kelly's voice calling out for them outside. The group was really anticipating their special guest, they bolted out the doors and we're in the limo at top speed.

"We're here!"

"Oh, god, guys don't scare me like that." Kelly was clutching at her heart at the almost near heart attack caused by the now grinning boys settled in the leather seats of their luxurious limo. Kelly was really scared now seeing the boys with smirks. Like almost having one of their well thought out plans ready to be initiated.

Along the journey, the boys were trying to contain their excitement, Kendall gripping at the leather seats, Carlos playing with his helmet, Logan fixing his gaze at the Hollywood scene outside and James brushing his hair and holding a mirror in front of himself. It could only go so far before they finally erupted.

"Okay, Kelly, I know Gustavo said that we have a special guest with us, and we just want to know who it is. It's killing us inside. Can you please tell us?" Kendall spoke and everyone leaned in to listen to who Kelly knows who is the mystery guest.

"Hmm, okay. Gustavo wanted this to be a big surprise but I'll tell you anyways. Big Time Rush is doing a duet with none other than Dak Zevon."

"WHAT!" They all had their eyes pop out of their head before slouching in their seats with groans emitting from their mouths.

"Are you kidding us, Kelly? Dak Zevon, the vampire basketball player, that girls fall over for?" Carlos was feeling so defeated, speaking on behalf of the boys.

"Look, Gustavo thought this might be a good step for your careers because Big Time Rush might be included in the next soundtrack of his new film, Twilit School Musicale." Kelly tried to be reasonable and helped the boys understand where Gustavo was going with this. "So do you understand?" The boys all groaned again with a string of 'yeah, yeah, yeah.'

Minutes later, the limo finally pulled up to the studio entrance of Rocque Records. Just as the boys were about to exit the vehicle, they heard a chorus of screams fly from the horizon. Carlos was scared, he slapped on his helmet, James held onto Kelly and Logan was hiding next to Kendall. In a instant, the whole limo was being crowded with teenage girls, holding signs filled with pictures and the names of Dak littering them.

"Whoa, Kelly, are these all girls here for Dak... again?"

"Yes, but Gustavo wants Big Time Rush to keep it on the down low. If these girls find out that Big Time Rush is recording with Dak Zevon, they'll be all over you like bees to honey." Now the boys were really scared to be mobbed by them, but what better dream is there to be followed by hundreds of girls, granted that it wasn't for them but still.

"It's not him." They heard the voice of reason within the group say, followed by a simultaneous call of, "Aww.." The boys sighed and felt relieved from all those girls finally leaving them alone. Until not even seconds later, another flood of girls passed by, this time they're all different girls with different signs.

"Kelly, what are these girls here for?" Logan asked.

"Well, Joe Lucas from JONAS" Kelly pulled out an issue of Teen Bop Magazine with a picture of the band, JONAS on the cover. "is recording in the studio too, and these girls are here to meet him."

"Really, he's recording here?" Logan snatched the magazine from Kelly's hand and stared at the cover. Until he started to feel awkward eyes glare at him from the others. "Er, N-Not that I care.." Finally the mob left them alone once they found out that it wasn't Joe in the limo. Finally, for the third time being the charm, they got out and in the doors successfully now.

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"What's so great about Dak Zevon?" Carlos sarcastically asked as they waited for the elevator to reach their floor.

"Yeah, and Joe Lucas." James agreed with the same tone of sarcasm dripping from his voice.

"Well, despite being internationally famous and successful.." Kelly pointed out which crushed their spirits into dust.

"But, Look out guys. These girls might come after you too, depending on who knows what among the group." Kelly warned before the ding of the elevator rang and the double metallic doors automatically slid open. They took one, two, three steps before they felt the ground shake, a low buzz heard in the hallways and all their bodies freeze up, knowing what's going to come their way. Once they heard the audible screams, they all reached a state of panic before Kendall finally said, "SPLIT UP!" Kendall went north, Logan went east and Carlos grabbed James and proceeded west.

–

Kendall finally reached a place of silence, and slumped back along the wall and slid down to the floor, trying to catch his breath. His heavy breathing was loud enough to ring through the halls. And for Dak, he was glad it did.

"Hey, is anybody there?" Dak stuck his head from around the corner to see if there was someone. Seeing a dark blonde, sweaty and tired boy crouched along the wall, Dak finally felt relieved that he saw someone that wasn't a fan girl. He walked over to him and sat down next to him. Kendall finally got caught up once he got a regular breathing pattern and turned to see who it was.

"Oh, Dak, it's you. How've you been?"

"I'm well, thanks for asking. If well meaning being mobbed by fan girls all morning." Kendall laughed at Dak and he joined in and they finally caught a moment of peace and being alone.

"It's getting crazy here, I'm surprised you survived."

"I was just making my way over to the studio until I heard them."

"The stampede?"

"Uh huh," They both felt the ground shake again and the shrieks echo through the halls again before Dak got up and pull Kendall along with him. They started running until their legs were starting to ache and give out from exhaustion.

"Over here, Dak," Kendall tugged on Dak's wrist and they found themselves in a closet, completely covered in darkness. But they were safe, no girl ever suspected them to be here. Here, they could rest.

"Thanks, uh, Kendall? From Big Time Rush?"

"Yeah, that's me," Kendall said between puffs, his back to the door he was leaning on to keep close.

"Your sister, Katie, saved me that one time, and now you did too. You guys are like my saviours." Kendall chuckled before felt the loud high pitched shrieks just cross past the door. Both boys were frozen in position to listen intently until they finally passed by them and create a silence again. But it lasted for a while before that happened.

"They're gone." Kendall got up and reached for the handle. He felt his body being dragged back down by Dak.

"Wait, stop. My manager said if this should ever happen, you wait for at least five minutes of complete silence until you emerge from the room." Dak reasoned with Kendall, and he understood completely. Five minutes alone with Dak Zevon right next to you? In a dark deserted closet filled with dust and limited space. It was going to be a long time before they would be able to finally leave.

–

Carlos and James were pacing at good speeds until they heard the screams become constant. And luckily, starting to fade. But this didn't stop the panic, they were going crazy out of their minds trying to find a hasty exit.

"What do we do? What do we do!" Carlos panicked.

"Calm down, calm down, umm.." James looked around and then pointed, "Gustavo's office." He dragged Carlos along and didn't bother knocking. He just body slammed the door open and went in before barricading the door with Gustavo's desk and finally tired out, falling to the floor.

"The studio's not that far now. We get in there, tell Gustavo what happened and hopefully he can deal with it. My hair can not take so much damage, and sweat is not a pretty picture." James spoke all in one breath. He took one large one before saying, "Carlos, lend me your helmet. I'm scared to think what these girls could do to my face."

"What! I need it just as much as you do, James." Carlos' hands flew up to his helmet, keeping on his head on all cost.

"Yeah, but do you remember the last time these girls mobbed us?" James was exaggerating to get his point across. They really weren't going to forget it. "We got bruises, and casts and had to put meat on our eyes for a week. My hair was never the same again. So I'm gonna need your helmet."

"Well, don't you remember? My tooth ended up in Kendall's mouth. I'm not prepared to lost any more. Not until my hockey career kicks off." James got up and pulled the desk away from the door. Carlos was standing up too, but James started to get close to Carlos.

"Carlos, I need your helmet."

"No!"

"Carlos.." James stepped closer.

"I need it, too" Carlos stepped back.

"I need to keep up my image. And it's only going to be saved by your helmet. So gimme it!" James started to yell now. Carlos didn't like his tone very much. Now he got angry. He stood his ground and intimidated James that was hanging directly over him. Their bodies were mere inches away but their expression said it all. Carlos' fiery eyes leered into James' passionate ones. One gaze trying to fight another for dominance. Their eyebrows furrowed, their cheeks turning pink from heat, their faces could feel the heated breaths that were being passed along their tingling skins.

Then with one swift motion, James leaned down and Carlos leaned up and their lips met together. In the midst of their mini argument, finally they came together as a heated kiss. It was very sensual that Carlos saw James in this new attitude and it was almost a turn on for Carlos. And James seeing Carlos finally igniting the energy that filled up his entire being was very a dazzling spectacle that James, heck, anyone rarely got to see.

They finally pulled away to look at each other again. Their fires finally extinguished and a new flame ignited. This one caused a heat to rise up to their cheeks, feeling flushed and embarrassed, they took a step away from each other, keeping their distance.

"Um, the helmet's yours. You keep it." James offered to him.

"No, you're right, you need it way more." Carlos countered but they both laughed it off before they walked outside of Gustavo's office to proceed to the studio they were suppose to go to,

–

Logan was running, running for his life, his tail being chased by the fan girls that wanted to ravage him. He was getting tired until he saw a studio door guarded by two burly guards. He plans to run past them into the studio. He didn't care what happened, if he's stopped or not, he just wanted to get out of there. But even the body guards were cowering away from the mob that was threatening to eat them alive. They ran away, leaving the door completely open and Logan pushed through and barricaded the door with his own frame. Until he finally saw a wooden broom and wedged it in the door handles. He was finally getting rest and steadying his breathing until he was interrupted.

"Um, hello? What are you doing here?" Logan looked up to see something he never thought he'd see. Standing there was the tall, lean, shaggy haired teen heart throb, Joe Lucas in front of a microphone with headphones covering his ears.

"Fan.. girls.. are right outside..." Logan tried to speak through harsh breaths.

"But my body guards are right outside, they should be able to handle it."

"Well, I made it through didn't I?" They were intervened by the loud banging that had now rung through Joe's ears and he switched into full on panic mode.

"Okay, Joe, you've got ten seconds before the door bursts down and in comes the fan girls ready to come after you." Joe was completely terrified now. He grabbed Logan and pulled open the grate the covered the ventilation tunnels. He went in first, followed by Logan and closed the grate over them.

It was now or never that everyone had to make it out alive and well, in one piece.

So guys how was it? I'm still trying to find my aim for this but i got it mostly down so expect more to come soon. Review plz..