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Post Secret: Hogwarts Edition!

A/N: for those who aren't familiar Post Secret is an organization where you can anonymously send in a postcard with your deep dark secrets on it and they get published. This is my interpretation of what the Post Secrets of some of the well known Hogwarts characters might have. They are completely supposed to be humorous and not taken seriously at all. Enjoy. Oh and let me know if you come up with any others. PM me! I might do a second version.

Harry Potter: I pretend to hate my fame but I secretly think my scar is sexy.

Ron Weasley: I wish I was my best friend.

Hermione Granger: I hate to read.

Draco Malfoy: I am the Slytherin Sex God.

Ginny Weasley: I want the Slytherin Sex God.

Neville Longbottom: I blew up my toad.

Fred and George Weasley: I don't know if I'm attracted to myself or my twin.

Blaise Zabini: I am more awesome than Peeves and more attractive than the so called Slytherin Sex God so suck it Draco.

Luna Lovegood: Boys find weird girls sexy. The radishes get me laid.

Albus Dumbledore: Lemondrops are orgasmic.

Severus Snape: This is pointless.

Voldemort: I've spent most of my life attempting world domination but some days I want to pick flowers.

Lucius Malfoy: My wand size is compensating for something…

Dudley Dursley: I miss my pig tail, when I had it I felt special.

Argus Filch: Bestiality is the answer.

Cornelius Fudge: Umbridge is more than my undersecretary.

Peeves: I'm awesome.

Mad-Eye Moody: The Bloody bastards who run the ministry think I'm crazy but my eye can see under their clothes.

Dolores Umbridge: I'm in love with Cornelius