It was a rainy night in the flash-animated looking city that Wario decided to reside in for these series of games. Afro man Jimmy T. walked down the road, red umbrella in hand. His large, blue afro bounced as he walked. Suddenly he saw a cat near a garbage can. He smiled and leaned it up so the cat was out of the rain. He now walked in the rain, dripping wet but somehow not looking like it at all. I mean...his afro is still freaking up in the air, it'd be soaking wet and droopy, COME ON!

As he walked, the cat hopped next to him and followed him. Then two more came...then four...then six. The followed his every move. He was...Jimmy T.: CAT WHISPERER. Eventually the rain stopped when he raised his hand to the sky, disco style. He started to dance in the middle of the street...and so did the cats, oddly enough.

As he and the cats posed and prepared to leap into the disco club, Iron Man landed in front of them and blasted a hole through Jimmy's afro. "I am Iron Man, and disco is SO dead there, Disco Stu."

"I'm not Disco St-"

Iron Man blasted him away next and looked down, noticing that the cats are following his every move. "New plan, Jarvis. Come my kitties! Let us go and...GET SOME BEER!" He flew into the sky...and so did the cats...somehow. They flew into the distance, meowing.