Okay, so I haven't really paid attention to Naruto in a long time... but it was my friend's idea.

Naruto and the characters below belong to Masashi Kishimoto. Who (no offense) needs to learn to draw.

Guy ran frantically around Konoha, searching for his favored protégé. He and Lee had been training late last night, and as a reward Guy had treated him to a quick meal in an all-night restaurant. After dismissing Lee with his ridiculous smile and "nice-guy" pose, he headed off to his own quarters.

But the next morning, Lee had not shown up for training. Guy immediately went into panic mode. Lee was never late. The only possible explanation for him not being here was death or serious injury. Or…

He rounded up Tenten and Neji for a more widespread search of Konoha. After several minutes the two students summoned him.

"Sensei…" Tenten called out.

"We've found him, Sensei."

Guy's heart leapt. Lee was safe. When he rounded the corner however, his heart immediately sank again.

He wanted to laugh and cry at the same time. He couldn't believe his eyes.

"I think he found your sake again, Sensei."

Guy's beloved student was sprawled next to his kicking post, clad only in scanty bathing suit. There was a large white bottle resting in his hand, and he was snoring softly.

"Tenten," Guy ordered. "Avert your eyes immediately. Neji, go get him some clothes."

Neji took off with a stiff nod, and Tenten turned around as ordered, giggling quietly.

Guy stepped over Lee, crossing his arms and stamping his foot loudly next to Lee's ear.

"LEE!" he roared. "GET UP THIS INSTANT!"

Lee only responded by letting his head loll onto his shoulder. "Mm, Guy-sensei… do I look sexy in this…?"

Said Sensei froze, eyes twitching. Behind him, he heard Tenten squeaking with suppressed laughter and an awkward cough.

Neji always had great timing.