A/N: Before you read this story I must remind you that I am a 15 year old Canadian female named Hannah, and not a 33 year old Japanese man named Tite... Also, this fan-fiction is inspired by Stars-and-Stones' "Baby Mama Drama." (Check it out if ya like Harry Potter!) Now, ON TO THE FAN-FICTION!


"What... have I done?" Ichigo thought out loud as he stared at the unusual sight before him. He got on one knee before taking a closer look. A few inches away sat a kid Renji. He looked to be at least 6 years old with no tattoos, and no intimidating muscles seeming to bulge every time they moved. Instead they were replaced with thin and lengthy limbs that were hidden by his too big kosode and hakama.

"Uh oh. This don't seem like the Rukongai. Um, mister... Where're we?" Renji whispered in a squeaky voice as he looked at his surroundings which was Kisuke's basement. He finally looked up at Ichigo with wide, maroon eyes.

"We're in Karakura Town, and don't call me 'mister'! I have a name." Ichigo said irritably.

"Don't know what it is." Renji said just as grumpily before he tried to cross his arms over his chest, but failed miserable as his sleeves tangled together.

"You- you don't recognize me?" Ichigo widened his eyes.

"Uh uh. Never seen ya 'round before." Renji shook his head back and forth as his hair bounced along with him. Ichigo was relieved to see that something didn't really change.

"Shit, this is worse than I thought-"

"Hey!" Renji proceeded to hit Ichigo weakly on his shoulder, "Don't swear, it ain't good."

"Neither is your grammar. Anyway, the name's Kurosaki."

Renji furrowed his normal eyebrows, "Kurosi... Kurosu... Kuro-whatever is too hard."

Ichigo huffed, "Then call me Ichigo."

Renji tilted his head and nodded, "Ichigo. Yeah, I can handle that."

Ichigo nodded before getting up, "I should probably go get Kisuke." He started to walk to the ladder of the training area.

Renji raised an eyebrow, "Who's he?"

"It doesn't matter who he is just...!" Ichigo found his voice raising with every word, "Just stay here while I go get him."

"Don't leave me here alone!" Renji said as he attempted to catch up to Ichigo but ended up falling flat on his face with a small 'thud'.

"Ouch," groaned Renji rubbing his forehead, "That really hurt. Mister don't go yet!"

Ichigo froze where he stood (which was in front of the white ladder) to stare angrily at the red head.

"Why do you not want me to go?" Ichigo said in a whisper.

"'Cause I don't know where I am, I'm all alone and yer the only one I know... But yer not very nice."

Ichigo eyed Renji before speaking, "Okay I'll take you to Urahara with me, he sorta needs to see what I've done-"

"Um... Mister-" Renji began but quickly corrected himself, "I mean Ichigo? Could ya pick me up? I-I can't really feel my legs." Renji said embarrassedly.

There was a moment of silence before Ichigo spoke, "Fine, but if you start pissing me off you can walk for all I care."

Renji's response to that was him putting his hands up, waiting to be carried. Ichigo quickly walked over there and propped the red head on his own hip. Renji smiled at the orange headed boy and placed his hands to grip Ichigo's shoulder.

"Is that... um, better?" Ichigo asked looking at Renji from the corners of his eyes.

"Much. Thank you!" Renji promptly closed his eyes and gave Ichigo a thankful smile.

"Right, no problem." Ichigo said awkwardly as he quickly jogged over to the ladder and climbed his way up. With every step they took, Renji would look down then back to the entrance as if he were calculating how many stairs there were. After the long climb up, Ichigo was panting slightly when he noticed that there were no voices carrying, or any pots clanging together.

"Kisuke? Hey Urahara, are you here?" Ichigo shouted in the shop. He then walked his way to the entrance to find a piece of paper on one of the doors. As Ichigo proceeded to read the note, he furrowed his brows.

"Dammit." He muttered.

"What's wrong?" Asked Renji worriedly.

"Urahara won't be back for two hours, and I need someone to help me out with you're 'little' problem."

Renji dug his blunt fingers into Ichigo's shoulder and stared at him with those wide eyes again, "I-I have a problem?" He shrieked.

"Wait a minute-" Ichigo began but was quickly cut off by Renji's intense stare.

"I don't wanna be broken! Make me better!" Renji's bottom lip was quivering now.

"I said 'wait a minute'! You're not sick, you look perfectly health. Just calm down, and-and get a grip!" Ichigo said trying to comfort the kid on his hip. Said kid nodded his head before he sniffled.

"Okay, now I'm going to take you to Ishida's and he's going to check if you're okay." Ichigo said.

"Oh, you mean like a check-up?" Renji asked softly as he rubbed his nose on the sleeve of his kosode.

"Yeah I guess."

"So that means I get a lollipop, right?" Renji said as a small smile played on his lips.

"If it makes you stop talking I'll buy you three hundred lollipops." Said a now tired Ichigo.

Renji nodded and Ichigo breathed a sigh of relief. "Okay, but you're gonna have to hold on tight kid. I'm gonna run to my house to change, then we can go to Ishida's."

Renji nodded again; he shifted his hands so that they were around Ichigo's neck and locked his legs around Ichigo's mid-section. For some strange reason, Ichigo found his face to be growing hot.

"R-Right." He whispered stupidly before he shunpo'ed to the roof of the shop. He then began to jump to many rooftops and awnings. He then checked to see Renji, who seemed pleased, looking around this new place. Ichigo was finally able to land on his window before he peered inside. He carefully ducked into his room, and placed Renji down on his bed.

"Now stay." Ichigo said as he started to slowly back away from the small child who crossed his arms successfully this time.

"I ain't no dog ya know."

Ichigo ignored the comment as he went down stairs to get his body. He found it in the dining room sitting lifelessly on the chair. He proceeded to jump into his body before he jogged back to his room.

"Hey Ichigo, can I change too?" Asked Renji after he noticed Ichigo at the door way.

"Why?"

"Well, these're too big."

"Alright. I guess we can see if I got something for you." Ichigo walked over to his closet and started to throw clothes everywhere. After many sweaters, t-shirts and pants he finally found a shirt and some shorts that he wore when he was a lot younger.

"Here, try these on." Ichigo threw the articles of clothing to Renji and left the room.

"I'll be out here if you need me!" Ichigo yelled into his room.

"Kay!" The same squeaky voice yelled back. After a couple of minutes of waiting, Ichigo heard a, 'You can come in now'.

Ichigo shuffled in and closed the door.

"These're way better than them." Renji said as he gestured from his outfit to the shinigami wear.

"Now we gotta go to Ishida's. If we hurry we can meet him before sun down." Ichigo picked up Renji again before they walked downstairs and out the front door. He then rounded a few corners before they came across a large building. He walk inside and looked for the secretary.

"Excuse me, do you know where Ishida Uryū's room is? I need to have a word with him." Ichigo said as he brought Renji higher on his side.

"He should be in room two hundred and three, other than that you can find him at the library on the fifth floor." She said sweetly before she reached for her drawer, "And I'm pretty sure you've had a long day kiddo. Want a lollipop?" She offered with the wave of her hand.

Renji's face lit up, "Do I ever!"

"Hey, where're you're manners squirt?" She said as she tucked her hand behind her back.

"I mean, yes please." Renji said shyly.

"Alright, here you go." She gave him the purple lollipop. Renji tore off the rapper with ease and scrunched it in his hands, then began to suck happily on the sweet treat.

"Thanks." Ichigo said to the secretary.

"No problem, I love kids." She smiled before they were off.

"Okay two hundred, two hundred and one, two hundred and two- Here we go, two hundred and three." Ichigo looked at the door, then at Renji with the lollipop still in his mouth, then back at the door. He knocked on it loud enough for anyone inside to hear, and stepped back.

With no warning the door swings open to find Orihime.

"Oh, hi Ichigo! Aw, and who's your little friend?" She said as she brushed a finger on Renji's nose.

"I'm Renji," he said as he giggled.

"R-Renji? Abarai Renji?"

"Yeah, I know. I need Uryū's help to-to well... Bring him back to his normal self!" Ichigo said helplessly.

"Then come in, he's in the kitchen. Uryū, Ichigo needs your help!"

"Be right there." With that, Ichigo was led into the living room where he met up with the Quincy.

"Now what seems to be the-" The raven haired man began before he noticed the small boy who waved happily at him.

"Yeah, I kinda... Turned Abarai into a kid again."

"How'd this happen Kurosaki?" Uryū whispered as he looked closer at the boy.

"You see, it happened like this..."


"Come on Ichigo, is that the best ya got?" Renji yelled before he swung Zabimaru at Ichigo's abdominal. Ichigo easily blocked it and pushed Renji away from him, causing the shinigami to stumble backwards.

"Renji, I'm frikkin tired of this crap! Let me be dammit!" Ichigo said panting. Renji smirked.

"Oh come on Ichi-chan, don't you wanna fight me?" Renji whispered as he walked closer to the substitute shinigami.

"All I wanna do is rip your god damn head off!" Ichigo shouted before he turned and pointed his sword straight at Renji's legs.

"Getsuga. Tenshō." Ichigo growled threw his teeth. The bright blue-white light burst out of his zanpakuto.

'I bet that'll teach you to mess with me when I don't want to fight!' Ichigo thought triumphantly. Then he looked at the damage he'd done, and made sure he would never do it ever again.


"That's it? You just used Getsuga Tenshō, then you turned Abarai into a kid?" Uryū questioned dully.

Ichigo nodded.

"Okay... Do you remember doing anything differently when you preformed the 'Piecer Of Heaven'?"

"Well... All that was going through my head was that Renji should act his own age and not like a six... year... old." Ichigo slowed until he realized where this was getting him.

"I'm sorry, but are you that much of an imbecile?" Uryū showed an expression of pure disbelief on his face.

"Hey! No need to call me names. I was too busy freaking out to find my lieutenant drowning IN HIS CLOTHING!" Ichigo yelled back. He felt a tug on his shoulder, drawing his attention away from the Quincy. Ichigo saw an upset expression on the young shinigami before he muttered a sentence.

"Please stop yelling," Renji whispered sadly and he hid his face in the crook of Ichigo's neck. "I don't like it."

"Yes you're right, we shouldn't be fighting. Is it alright if I ask you some questions?" Uryū said softly making eye-contact with the small shinigami. After a while Renji returned the gaze before unwrapping his arms from Ichigo, and holding them out to the Quincy. Ishida got the hint before taking Renji onto his own hip.

"Now, can you tell me what you remember Aba- I mean, Renji?" The Quincy corrected himself.

"All I remember's that I was at the Rukon District... Then I was here." Renji said softly.

"Do you remember anyone of us?" Uryū whispered as he rubbed small circles on Renji's back.

"Nuh uh." Was Renji's simple reply.

"Well my name is Uryū, and that girl over there is Inoue." He pointed to himself and Orihime.

"An' I'm Renji."

"We know." Ichigo said in unison with Uryū.

"Anyway, do you remember... being older?" Uryū said.

"What're ya talkin' about? I'm only six years old!" Renji gave a small smile.

"Of course you are. Um... Is it alright if me and Ichigo were alone? You can get to know Inoue, and have some cookies if you're good." Uryū smiled.

"Kay!" Renji squirmed out of the Quincy's arms and stumbled to Orihime. She quickly took his hand and walked him out of the room. As the door closed Uryū whispered.

"Do you have any idea how hard it is to reverse something like this?"

Ichigo threw his hands over his face, "I know. I'm totally fucked."


A/N: BA DA PSHHHHH! And there you have it! I think I like this story, and I even might make it a yaoi... Ya know, if I get enough comments... ;D Other than that, I hope you enjoyed it! -Hannah