A/N: Ah, I'm really sorry for the hiatus. :/ But, since season two is over, I might as well throw in a few deleted scenes for those episodes along with some from season 3. I really hope that these don't fail to amuse you guys. I added the two Supernatural crossover scenes because they wouldn't leave me alone. :/ Anyway, enjoy!
Warning: The usual character bashing, fetch, and a little bit of a Supernatural crossover in last and first scene...
Deleted scene from any episode.
Caroline, Bonnie, and Elena had decided that they would put their issues aside and have a girls night. The three of them sat on the floor, a bowl of chips between them. The credits from a show were on the screen.
"What a great episode!" Elena said, wide eyed as she looked over at Bonnie and Caroline.
"I know!" Bonnie agreed, smiling for once. "Sam was great in this episode."
"Don't forget Dean!" Elena said, "I personally thought Sam lacked something in this episode."
"No way, I thought he was better than Dean this episode." Bonnie said getting defensive.
"What?" Elena exclaimed, her jaw dropping.
"Hate to burst both of your bubbles, but Castiel was obviously the best one in this episode."
"He was in it for like two minutes!" Elena and Bonnie said in unison.
Caroline rolled her eyes, "well, it takes talent to make such an awesome scene in two minutes."
All three girls fell silent, staring each other down.
Damon walked into Elena's house to see carnage. A bowl was on Elena's head, and Bonnie had what appeared to be soda on her shirt. Stefan stood, looking at the three girls that sat on the couches, not talking.
"What's going on?" He asked his brother, noticing the chips that were still in Caroline's hair.
"They had a fight over a TV show." Stefan remarked, "so I called you over to settle it. So, Damon, which Supernatural character is the best?"
"Oh, that's simple." Damon said with a smirk, "Crowley, obviously."
"What?" Elena, Caroline, and Bonnie exclaimed, looks of outrage on their faces.
Deleted Scene from "Bad Moon Rising".
"Caroline, we have to run!" Stefan said, sounding terrified.
"What's going on?" Caroline asked, looking around frightened.
"It's a werehuahua!" Stefan explained, "we have to move, now!"
But it was too late, Caroline's eye grew wide as the beast stepped out of the bushes and started to yap annoyingly at them. The small brown chihuahua growled up at them as the two vampires backed away carefully, both looking terrified.
"Run!" Stefan cried out, running off into the woods with Caroline following close behind.
The werehuahua yipped and ran after them, barking loudly.
Deleted Scene from any episode in season 2.
Stefan shared a look with his brother, Damon standing beside him with his arms crossed.
"I know of a way to distract Mason." Damon said with a devious smile.
Stefan glanced over at him, raising an eyebrow. "Oh?"
Damon walked over towards the grass, picking up at stick. He smiled, waving it slightly. He glanced over to where Mason was standing.
"Hey Mason!" Damon called, Mason glancing behind him with an annoyed look on his face.
"What is it, Salvatore?" He asked, walking up to Damon.
"Hey, Mason!" Damon said with excitement in his voice, he lifted the stick up. "You want the stick?"
"Why would I want..." Mason stared at the stick. "That is a nice stick."
"You want it?"
"Well, I would-"
"-You want it?"
"Yes. Please, give me the stick."
"Go get it!" Damon called, throwing the stick and Mason ran after it. Stefan shook his head.
"Werewolf genes." he muttered.
Deleted Scene from "The Return."
"So, what is it?" Katherine asked, Damon laying on top of her in the boardinghouse parlor. "Kill me, or kiss me?"
Damon was about to crush his lips against her's when the two of them heard the door open, Stefan walking inside. He froze, staring at the two of them.
"Katherine?" he guessed, "and Damon." he looked between the two of them. "Could you guys please not do that on the floor, I just cleaned."
"Stefan." Katherine said, moving so she was sitting. "I have something I need to tell you."
"No, spare me the details." Stefan said, "I got a question for you, though."
"What would that be?"
Stefan looked between the two of them. "Is there room for one more?"
Deleted Scene from "Homecoming."
Klaus was ready to face off with his father, Mikael standing on the other side of the front door outside of the Lockwood Manor. He was about to lunge forward and stab his father with the stake when a flutter of wings caused both men to turn and look at the man who had appeared beside Mikael.
Castiel turned and looked at Mikael, not amused.
"I was certain I had killed you."
Mikael stared back at him, "I...what?"
Castiel stared back at him with an even more intense gaze. "You can drop the act, Balthazar. I know it's you."
Mikael let out a sigh, looking skyward for a few moments, then looked back at Castiel. "You always have to ruin my fun, Cas?"
"What is this?" Castiel and Balthazar turned to look at the new arrival that stood a bit farther back. The real Mikael stared at Balthazar, Klaus and Castiel looking confused. Balthazar just looked annoyed.
"There's two of them?" Klaus all but yelled.