Okay, I've wanted to do this for a long time, but just so you know, I think others have done it too. xD R&R! Me and Jace =P

Me: Hi =D

Jace: Where's everybody?

Me: They left me in charge of you

Jace: Why?

Me: They said something about you not being able to handle being alone…?

Jace: I'M NOT FIVE

Me: You might not look it, but I'm not so sure.

Jace: -stares-

Me: What? Looks are deceiving!

Jace: If I was five now, think about how I'd look when I'm twenty.

Me: well, maybe a bit old. Less cute, definitely.

Jace: Hey. I'm not getting less cute, ever!

Me: Conceited much?

Jace: Yes, yes I am. Everyone likes it.

Me: Oh, no they don't. they made a list.

Jace: -suspicious- a list?

Me: Of what to watch out for from you. Conceited is right under 'dribbles food'

Jace: I do not drib—

Me: I think we should buy a bib. Just for safe measure.

Jace: I am sixtee—

Me: Princess or Spiderman? I'm feeling Snow White, to be honest.

Jace: -gives up- I'm more of a Cinderella person myself.

Me: Oh! That's good.

Jace: What? Why?

Me: BECAUSE I HAVE THE DVD.

Jace: -horrified- no. don't tell me what I don't want to hear.

Me: WE ARE WATCHING IT! Yay!

Jace: nooooo! My innocent eyes!

Me: -snorts- innocent? Yeah, right.

Jace: hey. I might kill demons and stuff, but I'm a softie at the bottom of my heart.

Me: -chokes- you have a HEART? What else do you have that I don't know about? Cooties?

Jace: Only if you want me to.

Me: Dear Lord, please.

Jace: then let me go. I need to tell Alec something anyways.

Me: No way. Clary trusts me. And Alec can always come here.

Jace: Damn. Fine.

Me: ALEC! ALEC! ARE YOU THERE?

Alec: You know, you can always call me in a normal tone.

Me: Inside voices are for losers.

Jace: I hate to admit, but that's true.

Alec: Whatever. Hurry up guys. Magnus needs me.

Me: I always find that cute xD

Jace: Ew Jess. Ew. Anyways, Alec. Can I borrow that thing I was telling you about?

Me: …what thing?

Alec: OH. That thing. That thing that's not to be talked about ever. Yeah, sure. But later. Magnus needs help.

Me: With what?

Alec: …

Me: Come out with it now.

Alec: -whispers/mutters- he needs help whether he should buy that new leather jacket

Jace: My best friend is officially gay. All you need is a rainbow, and you're all set to go.

Me: Shut up Jace. THAT'S SO CUTE. Just tell him go with Italian leather. It's always the best.

Alec: Whoah. Really?

Me: Yeah, because it's—

Jace: -covers ears- I AM NOT LISTENING TO THIS CONVERSATION.

Me: he so wants to. You can tell.

Alec: He does. But thanks anyways. Italian, Italian, Italian. Got to remember.

Me: BYE ALEC!

-Alec leaves-

Me: He's so nice.

Jace: You just like him because he likes guys. Admit it.

Me: do not! …that may be PART of the reason. A TEENY TINY PART.

Jace: I got you.

Me: I will so slap you. Or pinch you. Whichever one comes to me.

Jace: You scare me.

Me: And love me.

Jace: —what? No! I said you scare me!

Me: Isn't love and being afraid the same thing?

Jace: NO

Me: It so is.

Jace: Ugh. Whatever.

Me: Finally, you understand.

Jace: WHAT? No! I DO NOT.

Me: Hungry, Jacey? I made some mac and cheese for my growing boy!

Jace: I AM NOT FIVE.

Me: Are you sure?

Jace: yes!

Me: The mac and cheese is shaped like SpongeBob.

Jace: damn you.

Me: Works every time.