Mr. 3 sat in a white, egg-like chair. He was in a dark room, with only the unblinking eye of the video camera to keep him company.

"Uh, hi," Mr. 3 said nervously to the camera.

Words appeared on the screen:

Name: Galdino (Mr. 3)

Age: What is his age, Miss All Sunday? Ha ha, very funny.

"Aw, look what you made me write!" Miss Valentine said.

She, Miss All Sunday and Mr. 5 were working in a room close to Mr. 3. Miss Valentine worked on putting the text and effects on the video, Miss All Sunday did fact-checking and spell-check, and Mr. 5 was just bored.

Back to the screen:

Favorite Movie: House of wax

"What kind of movie is that?" Valentine snapped.

"Never heard of it," Miss All Sunday said. "I don't watch a lot of movies."

"There aren't a lot of VHS movies around Alabasta," Mr. 5 said. "It would be hard to locate a copy."

"What does 'VHS' stand for, anyway?"

"Vegepunk Hardwire Substitution, or something similar."

Likes: Art, tea and little girls.

Dislikes: Fighting and those Banana Gators. Bananawani?

"Bananawani?" Mr. 5 asked.

"He just seems to be a person who would be afraid of them," Miss Valentine said.

"Uh, I like the finer things in life," Mr. 3 said to the camera. He straightened up and smiled.

"Looks like he's relaxing," Mr. 5 said.

"Thank you for stating the obvious," Miss Valentine said.

Mr. 3 went on, "I'm a professional sculpture, you know? I also have a high-ranking job where I work. I'm cultured and sophisticated,a master strategist, and I am great with kids."

"That reminds me, you should delete that last interest you put for him" Miss All Sunday said to Miss Valentine. "Quite a few unfortunate implications-"

"Aw, how do I do that?" Miss Valentine whined. "Where's Miss Goldenweek when you need her? Why am I in charge of this? Waaaaahh..."

"I'm looking for a girl who is cultured, likes art, and has a good sense of humor," Mr. 3 said. "Someone who is not afraid to clown around."

"Clown?" Mr. 5 asked. "You know, I heard of a clown-themed pirate named Buggy-"

"Is he or she buying a video?" Miss Valentine snapped. "He or she will have to buy a video if they want to meet Mr. 3. Unless they both get arrest-"

"Calm down, I wasn't being serious!"

Mr. 3 smiled smugly at the camera. "I'm also a great babysitter: I'm great with kids! Especially little girls...Wait, that didn't come out right."

"That's a wrap!" Miss All Sunday said. "Bring on the next person.