Hey guys, it's me again on a new story! Look, I know I should be working on 'iAm in Big Trouble' right now but this idea keeps distracting me from that so I decided to give this a shot. And yes, this contains Seddie.

Anyway, let's get started!

Disclaimer: Never owned iCarly, never will. But I do own my plot and made-up characters.

Carly was at the hallway outside her apartment, holding a smoothie. She left Sam and Freddie at the lobby because she'll be right back soon. But now, she was wondering if that was such a good idea.

She opened the door and saw Spencer at the counter, with a lot of bottle and containers near him.

"Hey I'm home!" She greeted.

"Hello there little sis!" Spencer said. Then he looked around the room. "Where are your friends who aren't hanging out at their own houses?"

"Downstairs. Here, got you a blueberry blitz from the Groovy Smoothies." She handed him the smoothie.

"Sweet!" He said and took a big sip at his cup. He put it aside and got back to work. He got one bottle and poured its contents at the glass bottle he was holding. After a while, smoke was coming out of it.

"Okay… what are you making?" Carly asked.

"Cologne, duh!" Spencer said like it was obvious. Carly then looked at the bottle he was holding.

"Never in my whole life did I see cologne that has creepy smoke coming out of it…" She then approached him and took it. "Why are you making one?"

"Well, do you know that cashier lady that works at Build-A-Bra?"

"You go to Build-A-Bra?" Carly asked, shocked that his brother might be going at a girly store.

"No! I just look through the window…" He said and nervously laughed a little. "Yeah."

"Anyway, I saw the woman and was immediately lovestruck! So, I got all my courage and approached her, trying to flirt with her, until…"

"Until she slapped you on the face and called you a weird loser." Carly finished his statement for him.

"How did you know?"

"Oh, just had a feeling…"

"Well, you were right about the slap part but instead of calling me a weird loser, she told me I smell funny…do I? He then raised his arms to show off his armpits.

"Gross, I don't want to smell your pits!" She said and pushed him away from her. "Did you try using deodorant?"

"I always put on deodorant! So, I thought of buying cologne but since I don't have money I decided to make one myself."

"Lucky it didn't catch on fire." Carly said. Spencer only swiped the cologne off her hands and poured another liquid at it. After that, a small cloud that looks like a heart rose out of the cologne bottle.

"Done!" He said with his bottle raised.

"And here I thought you were an artist, not a witch doctor…"

"Hey, it-"

Before he could finish, the door opened and Lewbert appeared, with his clothes torn apart and hair a mess. He tried to walk but fell down instead. Spencer laid the cologne on the table and rushed towards Lewbert, holding him in his arms.

"Lewbert? What happened to you?" Carly asked.

"That blonde girl and geek with you?" Lewbert asked back.

"Uh… yeah, why?"

"THEY MESSED UP MY LOBBY!" He screamed. Spencer dropped him and stood up quickly, while rubbing his ears.

"He damaged my ear pretty bad…" Spencer said.

"We better get down there before bigger damages are done!"

"C'mon." Spencer said. He took his cologne out of the table and ran towards the elevator. He pushed the button and they got inside. Carly pushed another button.

"Those two really can't get along, can they?" Spencer asked.

"Nope. I just hope this doesn't involve Freddie's underpants… again." Carly said. She shivered with disgust as the elevator doors closed.

After Carly and Spencer got out of the elevator, they saw the mess the two bickering sidekicks made. Broken tables and chairs, some shattered glass on the floor and shredded plants.

"Oh my god… what happened?" Carly asked, her mouth hung wide open.

"It's like a tornado passed in here!" Spencer said, looking around. Then they heard pounding coming from the counter.

"CARLY! SPENCER! HELP!" Freddie yelped, his voice getting high.

The two went towards the source of the noise and saw Sam punching Freddie's shoulder while he's pinned on the ground. Spencer put his cologne on the counter and immediately grabbed Sam while Carly helped Freddie up. He had a little bruise on his arm and his hair was messed up.

"What did you two do this time?" Carly asked, getting angry at their antics.

"He ate my brownie!" Sam pointed out.

"THAT WAS MY BROWNIE!" Freddie shot back.

"ALL BROWNIES ARE MY BROWNIES!"

"QUIET!" Carly screamed and they stopped. Spencer released Sam from his grip and grabbed his cologne on the counter. Sam opened her mouth to speak but Carly gave her an 'I-mean-it!' look, making her close her mouth.

"Glad everything calmed do-"

"MY LOBBY!" Lewbert yelled at the top of his lungs. Spencer screamed and accidentally threw his cologne backwards, hitting Lewbert in the head. He was knocked out cold and the smell of Spencer's cologne immediately scattered within the lobby. All except Sam covered their noses.

"Woah! Whatever that thing is, it reeks!" Freddie said.

"Well, Spencer did make it." Carly said.

"Hey!"

"What are you guys talking about? It smells awesome!" Sam said. Everyone else looked at her like she was crazy.

"What?" They said at the same time.

"Yeah… and it makes… me sle..epy to…ooo." Sam stumbled around until she fell down and became unconscious.

"Oh no, Sam!"

After Sam blacked out, Spencer carried her to their apartment, Carly and Freddie followed. They got inside and set her down the couch. Then, Spencer cooked some ham, figuring she'll need it later while Carly and Freddie watched over her. After a while, Carly started to have a panic attack.

"Aw man, she's still unconscious! I can't wait anymore! Who knows what might happen to her?"

"Carly, cal-" Before Freddie can finish, Spencer patted his shoulder to interrupt him.

"Freddo, if there's one thing I've learned, never tell her to calm down. Trust me." Spencer whispered and went back to the kitchen.

She kept pacing around the living room. Getting tired of her, he tried again. "Carly…"

"Please Freddie, are you not worried? She's still asleep! What if she never wakes up?"

"But Carly, it's been only 4 minutes!"

She was surprised that only four minutes had passed. When having a panic attack, minutes seems like hours to her. "Oh… well sorry for not being able to tell how much time passed!"

Freddie stood up and went towards her. Then he put his hands in her shoulders. "Just sit down… everything is gonna be fine."

She sighed before saying, "Okay..." Freddie guided her to the chair near the counter. After she laid down, he sat next to her.

"Look, she's strong Carly. Haven't you noticed that yet? He said, trying to comfort her. And it worked too since she started to smile. "Besides, its just cologne, what's the worst that could happen?" She thought about it until Sam started to wake up, grunting while holding her head.

"See?" Carly and Freddie made their way towards Sam and sat next to her.

"You okay?" Carly asked, concerned for her.

"My head hurts… hug me." Sam replied. Carly giggled at her response.

"Sure." She then reached out to hug her but Sam pushed her at the last moment.

"Not you, dipthong!" She said, with a harsh tone in her voice. Carly was shocked at her insult while Freddie said nothing.

"Did you just call me dipthong?" Carly asked, not sure if she heard her right. Sam ignored her and turned to Freddie.

"Freddie, hug me…" She then held her arms out, waiting for the hug. But none came, as he was frozen with a confused look on his face.

"WHAT?" Carly and Freddie yelled simultaneously.

"Hug me, Freddie! I want your super hot body touching me!" She said, and closed her eyes. Carly and Freddie couldn't believe what she just said. "She needs a hug... from Freddie?" She thought.

"Alright, please tell me I'm just hearing things…"

So, what do you think? Like it? Hate it? Please review and tell me what you think. I really need it to continue writing. Thanks a lot!

-DaRKGaZeR195