Wow, so many reviews already! I'm glad people like this plot idea. I was worried people might think it was stupid. Anyway, on with the story
Chapter Two
Husbands
"You can't have Remus, he's mine!" Tonks yelled.
"Are you mad?" Molly screamed, shocked that Hermione was asking this of them. She hadn't quite wrapped her head around the fact that the girl she loved as her own was the Devil.
"I don't bloody think so!" Draco spat.
"Hermione, I'm your professor!" Severus pointed out. She was his apprentice so was still her teacher despite the rest of her class leaving school.
"Miss Granger, what makes you think I would marry you?" Lucius sneered.
"Alright!" Sirius cheered. He was a sucker for a gorgeous girl.
"She's insane!" Another order member called.
"Why does she get all the good guys?" Another grumbled.
"It's not right!" An elderly member tutted.
Hermione had finally had enough of the noise. "OI! Shut the hell up!" She yelled, silencing the room.
"Firstly, Tonks. I can sense souls and their mates, and you're not Remus'. His wolf wouldn't accept you, would he?" Hermione sneered at the pink haired Metamorphmagus.
Tonks glared and stood up, rushing from the room in a fit of rage. She knew Moony hadn't accepted her, but she didn't care.
"Right, Molly. No, I am not mad. I am deadly serious. I need these men and they will find they will come to need me. My darling mates, you don't have a choice whether you marry me or not."
"But, Hermione…" Harry began to protest.
"Sorry guys, but I have waited too long for you all. Try spending since time began till now alone and watching everyone else have children, but knowing you can't have them until you find your soul mate. So you see, I refuse to wait." Hermione ranted.
The six men looked at each other.
"Well, I'm in." Sirius grinned, rubbing his hands together.
Remus rolled his eyes at his flirtatious friend. "Of course you would be. Hermione, I would be honoured to be your husband."
"Hermione, you are my best friend and now, I guess, my wife." Harry smiled, his emerald eyes shining.
"Miss Granger, it seems I have no choice. But I must say, there are worse people to be stuck with." Lucius drawled.
"Yeah, you're okay." Draco agreed. "I'm in."
Hermione turned to the still silent Severus. "Severus? Are you in or not?" She asked softly.
Severus looked at her and sighed deeply. "I suppose so. I warn you though; I am not an easy man to get along with."
Hermione grinned. "I expected nothing less."
"Wonderful!" Dumbledore grinned, clapping his hands together. "Miss Beelzebub, do you want me to do the honours?"
Hermione nodded. "Of course, sir. It would be an honour." She said, slipping back into her respectful role for a second.
She waved her hand and the room melted away in a blaze to reveal a large room. The walls were a deep red colour and the carpet was black. High windows showed flames outside. "Welcome to my manor. The flames are special effects."
Dumbledore waved his wand and the men found themselves dressed in formal black robes and Hermione found herself in a pure white gown with medieval sleeves and a crown of roses.
The other Order members found themselves sat in seats that had suddenly appeared. Dumbledore clapped his hands together and brought attention to him. "Welcome my friends. We are here as witnesses to this joyous binding between seven soul mates."
Hermione grinned at her fiancés who all looked terrified, worried, happy or indifferent depending on person. "Cheer up! It's our wedding day!" She chimed.
Dumbledore withdrew a white ribbon from his sleeve. "Spirit of Magic, bless this union."
A blinding light, brighter than any anyone had ever seen, shot through the ribbon as it wove all seven hands together.
Dumbledore then took out a blue ribbon. "Spirit of Water, bless this union."
A mini tidal wave appeared out of the small fountain in the corner of the room and, like the magic, wove all seven hands together.
"Spirit of Fire, bless this union."
A fiery pillar consumed their hands and when it faded, the red ribbon representing fire was tied in their hands.
"Spirit of Earth, Bless this union."
A flower guided the green ribbon around their hands, once more binding them together.
"Spirit of Air, bless this union."
A wind whipped around them, manipulating the ribbon so it flowed and tired their hands together.
"You have been blessed by the elements. If you are truly soul mates then the bindings will mark you in place of a band." Dumbledore told the group.
A bright light, flashing all the colours of the ribbons, drew the eye. The Order stared as the ribbons faded. All the men hissed and grabbed their upper arms as the binding mark was created. Hermione only winced a little and resisted the urge to rub her hip where her mark was.
"By the power invested in me by the power of Merlin and Magic, I pronounce you men and wife. May I present Mrs Hermione Nyx Beelzebub-Black-Lupin-Malfoy-Potter-Snape and her husbands." Dumbledore concluded.
"I'll just go by Hermione Nyx Beelzebub. Can you imagine writing that name down on a form?" Hermione shuddered.
Dumbledore chuckled. "You may each kiss your bride."
Harry was first. His kiss was tentative and shy as he had only kissed Ginny and Cho before, though Cho was an experience he really wanted to forget. Hermione smiled against his lips as he pulled away. That was her Harry, always the gentleman and unsure about himself.
Next was an eager looking Sirius. Sirius swept her out of Harry's arms, dipped her back and kissed her passionately. His kiss was so different to Harry's. It was sure, confident and all consuming. When he set Hermione right, she looked a little flustered.
Remus was much more gentle, but still passionate in his own quiet way. Hermione decided she liked his kiss the most so far. But she still had the Malfoys and Severus to come.
Draco swooped down and caught her lips. She could easily see why he was called the Slytherin sex god. She practically melted right into his strong arms. She briefly wondered if Lucius was the same.
He was. In fact, he was a little bit better than Draco. It must have been all those years of experience he had over Draco. Hermione completely surrendered to the elder Malfoy's kiss.
Finally, Severus approached. He gently cupped her face before gently brushing his lips with hers. He deepened it and showed off his skills. Hermione was delighted that all her men were good kissers. If not, she was stuck with them for all eternity. Well, at least they had plenty of time to practise.
Hermione turned to the assembled crowd. "Now, if you don't mind, I think its time my Husbands and I enjoyed a little honeymoon. Ta ta." She waved and they found themselves back at Grimauld place, lacking seven of the original members.
"Well that was interesting." Dumbledore remarked.
"Interesting does not cover it." McGonagall sighed.
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