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Song- Do nothing day from Phineas and Ferb. What can I say? It's the funniest song I thought of that a Dark Lord could sing.

Lucius Malfoy need to speak to his master. It was very important and could not wait; however he would have to visit him in his chambers to speak to him. Hence his problem. Death Eaters who did that did not end well. Lucius hesitated, but raised his fist to knock on the door.

He didn't receive a answer. Praying silently, he opened the door. The first thing he heard was... singing?

"Beautiful, kind and gentle,
And loving and softness and sweetness"

What the...

It was his Masters voice without doubt. The words were slightly hissed. It was jarring to hear the disgustingly sweet words sung in such a cold, cruel, hissing voice.

He looked around the elegent room of his master. A door on the side of the room was cracked a little and steam was coming from the door. Lucius could hear water running along with the singing.

"and candy and gum,
Peppermint and pink flowers,
And bunnies and happy songs we can all hum!"

His master was singing in the shower. He didn't know Dark Lords did that. Especially songs such as that. Was it to late to join Dumbledore?

Actually, now that he thought about it, the old fool probably sang in the shower too.

Eww... Bad mental picture.

"Draw a smiley face on the Sun,
It's fun."

Since when does the Dark Lord have fun without someone dying.

He wondered whether or not he would ever forget this.

The answer was no he decided. Not even magic would erase this from his mind. And he wouldn't even be able to use this as blackmail, therefore turning a bad situation into a profitable one.

Darn

"Slow down and look around you,
Throw your to-do list away!"

Does that mean he wasn't going to give Lucius a day off?

Somehow he doubted that.

"The clouds look like sheep and vice versa,
Let's have a do nothing day."

Where did he learn this horrid song?

"Sunshine, cuddles,
and puppies, wet noses and safety and laughter,
and skip to and fro,
holdin' hands sharing snow cones,
and rainbows and no place where we have to go!"

His respect for the man... er... snake thing just went down. A lot.

He was so shocked he didn't notice Voldemort coming in the room, a towel wrapped around his waist.

Voldemort froze.

Lucius finally notice his master.

Now Lucius was frozen.

They stared at each other.

Voldemort spoke first.

"How long have you been in here?"

Lucius looked sheepish. He told himself that, yes, it was possible to be dignified and sheepish at once.

He was wrong.

"Not that long."

Voldemort glared, and tried to make himself look menacing.

The towel sorta ruined it.

Anyway...

"If I hear one word about a certain something, it won't be pretty for you."

Lucius got on his knees and kissed the bottom of Voldemort's... towel.

"Yes, of course master"

"Now go"

"But master, I have important news"

"Very well. You may speak"

"Master, I think Snape is a spy!"

"What! How dare you! Snape is my most loyal follower."

"Crucio"

At Hogwarts

Snape smirked. He was sure Voldemort suspected nothing.

Lucius was right about two things. One, Snape is a spy; and second, Dumbledore does sing in the shower.