Me: Hey Bitches! This is AutoKnight01 here. Or AK as I liked to be called with another new story in the Sonic world.

Sonic: I thought you were busy with the AutoKnights six.

Me: Well I am. But while I was writing Of Chao and Hedgehogs, I realized that I liked working two stories at once. And I love it here in this world.

Cream: We're glad you like it here, Mr. AK. So what's your story going to be about this time?

Me: Oh, do you remember I Saw Knuckles Kissin' Rouge the Bat?

Silver: I wasn't in that story, but I read it.

Vector: Of course I remember that.

Me: Well, I love Knouge. So I thought, why not do another Knouge story?

Knuckles: You better make this one good, AK. Or else.

Me: Or else what? You'll hurt me. Fine. Go ahead. That'll only mean fewer updates less often.

Rouge: Don't hurt him Knuckles.

Knuckles: Fine. AK, start the story.

Me: Right. I do not own any characters in the universe of Sonic the Hedgehog. Please enjoy my ninth story.

A Spy's Day Off

Chapter 1: The Girls' Morning

(Residence of Amy Rose; 10:30 AM)

In the house of the famous pink hedgehog known to the world as Amy Rose, she was getting ready to go out for the day. She had already made plans with her girlfriends, Cream, Rouge, Blaze, and Tikal to go the Station Square mall and shop their hearts out. She picked up the phone to make affirmations. She called Cream's house first.

"Hello?" It was Cream's mother Vanilla.

"Hi, Miss Vanilla! Is Cream there?" Amy asked.

"She already left to go to your house." Vanilla said. "I gave her some money so she could go shopping with you. Please make sure she doesn't blow it all on sugar."

"I'll be sure to do that." Amy said.

"Okay. You girls have fun today." Vanilla said.

"We will. Bye, Miss Vanilla."

"Bye, dear!"

Amy hung up the phone and dialed a different number. Another female voice answered.

"Hello?"

"Hey, Blaze! It's Amy. You almost ready?"

"I'm up, I'm dressed, Silver's out of the house, and I got my money ready. I'm heading out the door right now."

"Alright. See you in a bit."

Amy hung up and dialed in Tikal's number. The echidna picked up.

"Hi Amy." She said.

"Are you psychic or something?" Amy said. "How did you know it was me? Is that another one of your powers or something?"

"Amy, I live with Shadow. And he has caller I.D."

"Oh yeah. Right." Amy said. "We still on for shopping today?"

"Of course. Shadow has an assignment with Omega and I'm gonna be by myself all day if I don't go. I'll be over shortly. Bye."

"Bye." Amy hung up. "Three down, one to go."

Amy dialed in Rouge's number. But all she got was the bat's voicemail.

"Hi. This is Rouge the Bat. Leave a message and I'll get back to you if you're lucky."

*BEEP*

"Rouge this is Amy. I guess you already left for my house. See ya."

Amy hung up the phone and put it down. Then she went to her close and she was shown her gallery of boots. There were about ten pairs of boots and they looked exactly the same. Red with white down the middle. She had ten pairs of boots that looked exactly the same. Everyone else thought it was crazy and made no sense at all. But Amy thought it was brilliant. She pulled out pair number seven and put them on her feet. Then her doorbell rang and she went to answer it. Cream the Rabbit and Cheese the Chao were on the other side of the threshold.

"Good morning, Amy." Cream greeted.

"Chao!" Cheese said.

"Come on in and we'll leave when Blaze and Rouge get here."

The rabbit and her Chao friend walked inside her house and ten minutes later, Blaze the Cat arrive dressed in her traditional purple robe. Five minutes later, Tikal showed up wearing jeans and a yellow tank top. Now all they had to wait for was Rouge. Ten minutes passed. And then another ten. And then another twenty minutes went by. But the bat never showed up.

"What's taking her so long?" Blaze wondered.

"It's Rouge." Amy said. "She's probably just taking too long putting on her makeup."

"Let's just go. Her house is on the way there. We can just pick her up." Tikal said.

The four girls and the accepted Chao left Amy's house and headed for Station Square Mall. On the way there, they stopped by Rouge's house. Tikal knocked on the door.

"Rouge! Are you in there?" she called.

"Come on, Rouge! We've been waiting for you for almost an hour!" Blaze hand her hand held up to her mouth so the sound would travel.

They waited a few seconds for their friend to respond, but no luck.

"I guess she's not here." Blaze said.

"Oh well. Let's just go without her." Amy said.

Curious, Cream walked up to the knob of the door, and turned it. The door cracked open slowly.

"Miss Rouge never leaves the door unlocked when she's not here." Cream said.

"Chao chao." Cheese said in agreement.

"Then she must still be here." Blaze said. "Should we go in?"

"She knew for a whole week we had this day reserved for girl time." Amy said. "I wanna see what's taking her so long."

Amy opened up the door all the way and walked in. Cream, Cheese, Blaze, and Tikal followed her in and looked around. Rouge was nowhere to be seen.

"Miss Rouge! Are you here?" Cream called.

"Rouge I swear of you're putting on makeup right now, I'll hammer you back to last year!" Amy warned.

They got a response. But it was a very loud coughing fit that sounded like it came from the bedroom. Blaze went over to the door of the room which was closed and slowly cracked it open enough to look inside. The sight was not pretty.

Rouge was still in bed. Her white hair was completely messed up, the whites around her jade green eyes were red, there were crumpled tissues all around her with a box of them on her nightstand, and there was also a bucket right below her bed. All she had on under the covers was a black bra and panties. Her gloves were off her arms and lying on the floor.

Blaze opened up the door a bit more to get a better look. As she did, the hinges creaked and Rouge's ear twitched to the noise.

"Who's there?" She asked in a hoarse voice.

Blaze opened the door up all the way. "It's me." She said as she and all the others walked in and saw her.

"What are you guys doing here?" Rouge asked.

"Don't you remember?" Cream asked. "We were all going to go shopping today."

"Sweetie, I don't think I'm going to be doing much of anything today." Rouge said. "Aside from coughing, sneezing, and the occasional puking my guts out."

"I called you earlier. Why didn't you pick up and say you were sick?" Amy asked.

"Simple. I would've had to move." Rouge said as she felt her nose tickle inside. She immediately grabbed a tissue.

"Aaahhh…ACHOO!"

Everyone else except Rouge cringed as she sneezed. Rouge blew her nose and then threw the tissue with all the rest.

"I guess our shopping spree is off then." Cream said.

"No. You girls go on without me. I'll be okay." Rouge said.

"You need someone to take care of you." Cream said. "You shouldn't try to take care of yourself in a condition like this."

"One of us should stay here to take care of her." Tikal said.

"Yes. We could do that." Amy said. "OR…we could simply have one of the boys do it while the rest of us go shipping."

"Well…we HAVE had this day planned for a while now." Blaze said.

"But which boy?" Tikal said. "Shadow's on an assignment with Omega. I already told you that."

"Okay. So scratch Shadow off the list of candidates." Amy said.

"That leaves Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Silver, and the Chaotix." Tikal said.

"I'll start making the calls." Amy said as she looked for Rouge's phone. "Where's your phone, Rouge?"

"I have a video phone. In the living room. It's a screen on the wall." Rouge said.

"How exactly do I work it?" Amy asked.

"Just talk to it. It's voice controlled. Walk up to it and say, "contacts list." You'll know what to do from there." Rouge said.

Amy nodded and went out to the living room while everyone else tended to Rouge. Amy found the video phone and did what Rouge said. She talked to it.

"Uumm...contacts list?" she said completely random.

The screen turned on and then a list of names and numbers scrolled down the screen.

"Wow. That was easier than I thought it would be." Amy looked closely at the list. "Now let's see. Who should I call first?"

Me: And this is where the first chapter ends.

Rouge: Did you really have to make me THAT sick?

Me: I was planning on giving you swine flu. But then I thought, nah. Just the normal flu will do.

Tails: How come there were no boys in this chapter, AK?

Me: Because I wanted to give the girls the first chapter. The guys will get the net one. But for now, I have to get back to work on the AutoKnights VI. Please read and review this chapter and I will get the next one up as soon as I possibly can. Like I always say. Until then, peace bitches.