Title: Upside Down & All the Way Around
Dedicated to: Yuna. You and I are are partners-in-crime, workers in the Date Natsume foundation, TWSS buddies and random people who have convos with songs titles.
Summary: In times where Natsume's in touch with his feminine side, Koko can't turn a computer on and Jinno makes a funny. Crack!fic
Info: THIS IS NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY and I'm an innocent child with nothing filthy in my mind. :D
Disclaimed by: Romantically Loveless

Of all the things that Koko found difficult, turning a computer on was certainly not something he would expect on the top of the list right now beside "Make class president swear." The genius inventor, Hotaru Imai and class valedictorian Yuu Tobita had created a line of high tech electronics for the Academy's use. Computers were their main production, along with other gadgets. Together, they were making money faster than you could say 'Anna's feet reek.'

So for the last few weeks, the Alice newspaper was being covered with articles about the 'Great duo' by the editor Hayami. He isolated himself in the Newspaper Production room with his already extraordinary eyesight enhanced with Alice glasses. Tono may have called him a geek; but Hayami didn't mind. You couldn't be best friends without comments like that here and there. 'They were an odd pair,' Koko mused.

But something made Koko's eyes bulge out of their sockets this morning; a scene to be exact.

Natsume Hyuuga was taking a pottery class with his current (well, his first and most like only) girlfriend. He couldn't believe his eyes. The same guy who had the Academy ready to piss their pants was making pottery.

'Maybe they used him as a human kiln. Heheh.'

By the time his best friend (whether Natsume admitted it or not) noticed the bulged-eye stare Koko gave him, the pyromaniac's girlfriend put her finger on his nose and left him with an impression of Rudolph with a clay nose.

Koko took this as Moses' cue for him to leave.

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There were times when he really really hated being with his friends. Right now was example A.

It started with Mikan blabbering about how Hotaru was ignoring her more because Hayate would constantly send her more and more crab brains which brought Hotaru to shoot Mikan with her idiot canon. Mikan bumped into Nonoko, which caused her chemicals to pour on Anna's cookies, turning them into chattering biscuits who were climbing in Mochu's trousers. Mochu flung his arms around like a barbaric animal and whacked Sumire in the face with the back of his hand, causing her animal instincts to come out and attempt to pounce on Mochu.

And this is the part where he came in.

Koko walked in front of Sumire, with his bulging biceps and glossy, free hair (Shut up, let me dream.) With his manly voice he told Permy to calm down. Now insert a Sumire straddling a dazing Koko and a frog-obsessed math teacher in the equation.

You get detention in the lab, with everyone sitting down at their respective computers trying to secretly go on Facebook without the teacher noticing.

"Dammit," he muttered, "How am I supposed to to turn my computer on?" he exclaimed in frustration, shaking the monitor.

"By inserting your floppy disk," someone snickered under his breath, unaware that the whole Class B could hear him and walked away.

"Holy crap, did Jinno just make a funny?"

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A/N: Oh yes, the things I write. Teehee. & this is somewhat crack, but bare with me here.
It's crack. (And was sitting in my documents for months.)

Does anyone get the joke?