"What's his power level, Vegeta?" Nappa asked loudly to his 'friend' Vegeta, who was standing idly by as Nappa prepared to fight Son Goku.
"It's...OVER 9000!" Vegeta shouted as he took his scanner off.
Nappa and Vegeta exchanged stares for a moment. "Uh, Vegeta, you're forgetting something, Vegeta!"
"Oh, right." Vegeta smashed the scanner in his hand. "Happy now? I was going to use that later, but you just had to have it crushed."
"Yes, yes I am! You know what would make me happier?" Nappa asked, though no one responded. "Well I'll tell ya. Muffins."
"Mmm, same here!" Goku replied stupidly.
"I WAS TALKING TO VEGETA!" Nappa swung and Goku, but instead got the shit kicked out of him. Goku tossed Nappa aside, near Vegeta. "Hey Vegeta! Look, a wild Jynx..." He pointed behind Vegeta...
And there was Mr. Popo, standing by a tree, staring directly at Krillin. He simply laughed and disappeared quickly.
"Well, that was fucking odd." Vegeta turned back around to find Popo right in front of him.
"Hiiiii." Popo disappeared again.
"THE FUCK WAS THAT?" Vegeta shouted loudly as he shout all around the area, hoping to hit Popo if he was around.
"Silly Vegeta..." Nappa was tossed back towards Vegeta. "Jynx's are immune to your attacks...now if you used a fire attack, that'd be super effective."
"Shut the hell up Nappa." Vegeta blasted Nappa using whatever that attack he uses to destroy people with his hands. "It's the little things in life. Now for you, Kakarot."
Goku immediately stepped forward happily "Ooh, you have a muffin for me?"
"What? No you idiot, I'm going to kill you then destroy this planet." Vegeta cracked his knuckles. "Of course, I could just destroy the planet thereby killing you, but there's no fun in that."
Just then, Iron Man flew down and landed in between the two. "I am Iron Man, and you guys have weird hair." He looked over at Krillin and pointed. "Except for you, you have none." He blasted Krillin with a repulsor ray and removed his helmet. "Only I'm capable of having hair as sexy as mine." He flew away just about as fast as he arrived, leaving Krillin left for dead...and nobody cared.
Goku stared up at the sky, watching Iron Man fly away. "I like his shoes."
"God I hate my life..." Vegeta said as he looked around, realizing he was surrounded by complete idiots.
"Bbbyyyeee..." Mr. Popo's disembodied voice said as the screen faded to black and Vegeta screamed as if he was dying.