(Everything is dark. There is no sound at all. Then, the Invader Zim theme tune plays and lights turn on. There's a huge round stage. It's dark blue because I feel like making it dark blue. There's a random blonde girl sitting on a chair in the middle of the stage, looking ecstatic. There's an empty chair opposite her. The audience sitting around the stage are clapping and cheering)
Ellie (the blonde girl): Welcome, humans, to the Invader Zim Questionnaire of Doom! In this show, you, yes you, can send in some questions by posting a simple review! Each chapter will be like another episode, starring one of the Invader Zim characters!
Audience: Yippee!
Ellie: I'm your host, Ellie, otherwise known as Blonde Writing. You can call me either Elle, Izzy, Blonde Writing or Ellie. Oh yeah, and, yes... I'm a fangirl... (gives of big grin)
Red (who's in the audience): Oh no...
Ellie: Shut up! It's not your turn yet!
Dib: What are you actually going to do in this chapter?
Ellie: ... I don't know... I can maybe give an example...
Dib: With who?
Ellie: um... (sees Table-headed Service Drone) YOU! (points at him) SIT IN THE CHAIR! (points at empty chair)
Table-headed Service Drone: Huh?
Ellie: SIT! I COMMAND YOU!
Table-headed Service Drone: Why should I listen to you? You're not the Tallest. You're not even an Irken!
Ellie: Yes, but I am a fangirl, and you don't want to get a fangirl mad...
Table-headed Service Drone: um... (throws table off his head and sits on the chair) you were saying?
Ellie: You're not Table-headed anymore... you shall be called Service Drone till further notice!
Service Drone: Uh... ok...
Ellie: Now, let's ask some questions (snaps figures and floating screen levitates from off the stage to next to her)
Service Drone: Where are you gunna get questions?
Ellie: Oh, we'll just get the screen to come up with random questions... ready Screen?
Screen: Of course I'm ready you idiot... (question comes up)
Question one: What the heck is your name?
Service Drone: What kind of a question is that?
Ellie: A good one. Now answer it!
Service Drone: Oh, ok. My name's Freddy
Ellie: Oh really? Then you shall be named Freddy till further notice! And somebody needs to tell the Control Brain's to come up with more creative names. Next question!
Screen:
Question two: Why are you so ugly?
Ellie: Harsh...
Freddy: I'm not ugly!
Red: Yes you are...
Ellie: Red, I may be one of your fangirls, but Freddy's not ugly! He's cute! Screw you Screen (slaps screen)
Screen: I hate you...
Question three: What were you doing last night?
Freddy: Serving drinks
Screen: That's what they all say...
Ellie: Screen! I'm trying to keep this K+!
Screen: Whatever...
Question four: Have you ever used make up?
Freddy: No
Ellie: Come on, Screen, come up with something a fan would think of!
Screen: Ok... you're so picky...
Question five: Who's your favourite IZ couple?
Freddy: Zim and Tak
Tak: WHAT?
Zim: YOU THINK I WOULD GO OUT WITH TAK?
Ellie: I support that couple too ya know. But they're not my fav. Tak and Lard Nar are
Lard Nar: (drinking soda) What? (chokes and falls on ground)
Ellie: ^^" Sorry Lard Nar...
Tak: You're mad
Ellie: Shut up, or I'll make a piano fall on your head!
Tak: You can't do that!
Ellie: I'm the author of this thing, I can if I want to (evil smile)
Tak: Oh screw it... (walks out of audience and leaves room)
Ellie: We'll get her back when it's her chapter...
Zim: I hope we do... I miss her already...
Ellie: SO YOU DO LIKE HER! (points at Zim)
Zim: You're just a filthy human, you don't know a thing about Irkens! And, plus, I was being sarcastic...
Freddy: Um, HELLO, it's my turn in the seat, not yours! Can we get back to the questions, now?
Ellie: Of course we can, Freddy. Screen!
Screen: I want a new name...
Ellie: Fine! What do you want to be called?
Screen: (excited) How about Captain Jack Sparrow?
Ellie: No... just... no...
Screen: I REALLY hate you...
Ellie: I sort of guessed that...
Screen:
Question six: Out of everyone in this room, who do you hate the most?
Freddy: Ellie, for making me do this
Ellie: Screw you!
Freddy: I'm joking! I kinda like being asked questions...
Ellie: Oh, ok :)
Freddy: I think I hate Purple the most
Purple: Huh?
Ellie: O.O
Screen:
Oh no...
Purple: Guards! Take him to the dungeons!
(Random Irken guards run onto the stage and take away Freddy, who is kicking and screaming like crazy)
Ellie: I blame you Screen...
Screen: That's it! You're such a bloody pain! I'm quitting!
Ellie: What? But who's gunna be the person to present all the questions?
Screen: Not me! (floats away)
Ellie: Guess I'll need a new assistant...
Dib: He didn't even last 813 words...
Ellie: I'll think of a new assistant. Till then, you, yes you, can post a review asking questions for our first proper guest GIR! The first character to be asked questions from you fans. You have TWO WEEKS till the next chapter. And please, reviewers, nothing inappropriate. Remember, I want to stick with K+, but I have a feeling you sick fans will come up with some way to turn it into T... maybe even M...
GIR: ASK MEEEEEEEEEE!
Ellie: Yes... ask GIR... I know you want to...
GIR: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Ellie: I bet he'll make up a 'me' song now... better not last six months, I'm really not in the mood -_-"
GIR: ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!
Ellie: I'll try not to be bias on any of the answers, I'm keeping my opinions locked away for this fic. So, go on, ask! I won't take sides!
GIR: ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!
Red: MAKE HIM SHUT UP!
Ellie: I really don't think that's possible, Red...
(Invader Zim end theme song comes up and everything goes black)
Credits:
Author – Ellie/Blonde Writing
Host – Ellie/Blonde Writing
(Ex) Assistant – Screen
First Guest – Freddy
Music - Invader Zim
GIR, Red, Purple, Dib, Zim, Tak, Lard Nar and everyone from IZ belong to Nickelodeon and Jhonen Vasquez
Inspired by Haeztiger's hilarious Madagascar Questionnaire, if you're a fan of Madagascar, GO READ IT NOW! SERIOUSLY! IT'S AWESOME!
Anyways, please ask GIR a question, he really wants one xD