Title: Stuck Fast

Author: Keppiehed

Disclaimer: This all belongs to J.K. Rowling.

Summary: Harry gets too eager and takes things into his own hands.

Rating: PG

Warnings: innuendo

Prompts: fluff, "we could try Muggle magic."

A/N:/b Written for week #5 at Snarry_ldws.

"Get it off!"

"I can't; It's stuck."

"Why did you just shove it on yourself? You know you're too big."

"I didn't know. I just … couldn't wait. I wanted to see what it looked like."

"Here, try pulling on it."

"Stop! It's swollen now. Look! It's as big as a sausage!"

"Let me get a potion."

"No potion will reduce it now. We'll just have to wait. It's enormous. All the blood went right to it and it's huge."

"We could try Muggle magic. Don't they use butter? That would make it slippery."

"Sev! I'm not putting butter on it! Just wait a bit."

"Well, the moment is ruined now."

"It's not. Just pretend I didn't see it and do it now."

"I can't. It's ridiculous."

"If you won't, then I will." Harry got down on one knee. "Severus Snape, you know I can't ever be happy without you. I've been waiting for this moment forever, and I'm so sorry that I mucked it up. But I won't apologize for being so excited. If you would consent to being with me forever, I can't promise you that I won't make any more mistakes, but I can promise you that we'll have moments like this—our moments—to remember, and that I'll spend that time making you as happy as you made me when you gave me this." He held out his hand, which had a gold band shoved on. "Would you do me the honor of marrying me?"

"Oh, get up. You know I will. That's why I gave you the ring in the first place," Severus grumbled.

"Thank you." Harry whispered. He leaned in for a kiss. "And I couldn't be happier."