"Lalalalalalala," Tobi sang as he skipped down the hallway to Deidara's room.

"Tobi hopes Deidara will help Tobi. Tobi really needs Deidara's help. Tobi can't decide if Tobi should were Tobi's robe today or just go naked like yesterday. But than again, Lord Pain didn't like Tobi's birthday suit yesterday. Hmmm, Tobi really hopes Deidara will help Tobi decide," Tobi said to himself. He skipped up to Deidara's door and banged on it before barging in.

"Deidara, Tobi- AHHHHHHHHH! TOBI'S EYES!" Tobi screamed when he saw Deidara and Sasori making out, butt naked in Deidara's bed ( and that's not all they were doing).

"TOBI IS BLIND, AHHHHHHHH!" Tobi screamed covering his eye hole.

"Well, Tobi you should have knocked!" Deidara said, angrily sitting up and putting his arm protectively around Sasori.

Tobi didn't hear, though. He was still screaming and covering his eye hole. Tobi turned around and tried to race out the door, but… he well, he missed the door and hit the frame knocking himself unconscious.

Oh, poor Tobi. He's having a bad day.