Disclaimer: I do not own Katekyo Hitman Reborn.

A week had passed. No one had come forward to enquire about the order form, and Tsuna was no closer to discovering who had ordered it. So, some interrogation was required. He had a list of who he considered, after much thought, might of placed the order. First up was Yamamoto. Whilst Gokudera may refuse to order personal items from "Jyuudaime's bank account", Yamamoto was rather laid back, and he had ordered a rather excessive amount of condoms through Tsuna before, and thus allowed Tsuna to discover about their relationship. Needless to say Gokudera hadn't been pleased about Yamamoto's actions.

A knock at his office door alerted Tsuna to Yamamoto's arrival.

"Come in"

"Ah Tsuna-san! You wanted to see me"

Tsuna placed the order form in front of Yamamoto.

"Did you order this for Gokudera and you to use?" Tsuna decided to be blunt. There was no point wasting time over this matter.

"Eh? No, me and Gokudera have plenty of this stuff going spare though, if you don't want to order it you can borrow some from us!"

Ok. So it was defiantly not Yamamoto. Next on the list Mukuro/Chrome.

"Hello Chrome." Tsuna greeted one half of his mist guardian as she entered his office.

"You wanted to see me boss?"

"Umm, well, I could do with a chat with Mukuro, do you think you could…" Tsuna was cut off by a large amount of mist enveloping his office.

"Kufufufu, is there anything else I can do you for, other than a chat, Tsunayoshi-kun?"

"Mukuro! Stop being perverted! I only wanted to see if somehow you had managed to place an order for…lube…under the family budget."

"Kufufufu, now why would I need lube. Unless Tsunayoshi-kun can think of a use for it between us."

So it was not Mukuro either. Tsuna hoped. That was just too creepy; to think of Mukuro and…No….Tsuna had to get these thoughts out of his head.

"So Lambo. Did you place this order as practical joke?" Tsuna thought that perhaps this was pushing it a bit, Lambo was only 8. It was only 3 years ago had he officially accepted the role of Vongola Boss at the inheritance ceremony, and really Lambo shouldn't know what this stuff was used for at his age.

"Lube? Is some new kind of sweet? I want some!"

Lambo was now crossed off Tsuna's list.

Last was Lussuria. Tsuna couldn't discount the flamboyant male. And there was a distinct possibility of him placing the order with Tsuna to avoid having to deal with Xanxus.

"Tsunayoshi-Chan! How cute you look today!"

"Um, thanks. I'll cut to the chase, did you place leave this order for me to pick up when you were last here?"

"Oh, no, that wasn't me; I place my orders after Xanxus has checked through the forms that way he doesn't got angry. Or angrier as is often the case."

Tsuna was annoyed, his intuition had failed him and he still could not discover the culprit. Perhaps he should force through a rule that all order forms must be signed and have a reason for the products being ordered or else risk pay deductions. It would make less hassle for him at least.

The door opening to his office disturbed Tsuna from his thoughts, as Spanner wandered into the room with his laptop.

"Ah, there you are Tsuna-kun; Irie wanted me to ask if you had ordered that lubricant yet."

"Lube? Lubricant?" Tsuna replied slowly and uncertainly.

"Yeah, Irie said he had left the form on your desk but he had forgotten to sign it. It's just we're going to need it soon to loosen up the joints on the Strau Mosca, they keeping sticking and we need the lube to keep it in working order." Spanner answered.

The only sound heard in the room was that of Tsuna's head hitting his desk.

The lubricant Spanner was referring to would be something like WD40 or some other type of oil compound. I hope I've ironed out any mistakes in this chapter. :D