Oops. It seems we forgot. Well, that's our bad. Then again, Kaitlyn received exactly 0 bowls of pasta to give her the motivation to remind Kerri to write so...maybe it's your bad.

Chapter 6: Caffination ftw

I walked out of Narnia with the box of cereal.

"What the hell do you think you're doing, hmm?" Deidara asked me.

"I'm in ur Narnia, stealin yo cerealz" I responded, making an innocent face as I fucking destroyed his cereal. Kaitlyn was also fucking destroying cereal. Kisame's.

~15 minutes later~

"Where does it end?" Deidara had been watching me munch on his cereal, making no attempts to stop me whatsoever.

I stopped mid-bite to respond, "My ass."

"Oh, that's naaaaaasty." he picked up the box to see if there was enough left for him. "There's not even enough left for a single bowl, you bitch!"

I smirked at him as I took another bite. "What're you gonna do about it? You can't hit me."

He did a prissy little scream and threw the box across the room. Itachi happened to be walking in that moment, and got hit in the face with it. The room fell silent.

"I came...to get some damn coffee...to calm my rage..." Everyone remained quiet as Kisame rushed over and handed him a cup of coffee. Itachi picked up the mug and presented it to the crowd. "I am weasel." he stated. "Kisame," he began as he set it back on the table. "This is not my mug."

"What...what do you mean? That's totally your mug!" Kisame said nervously.

"No, no this is not my mug at all. This is the stupid idea you keep trying to force on me!" he smacked it off the table, sending the sweet black nectar of the gods spraying all over Kisame. He turned to him with glowing sharingans. "Now, where is MY mug? The one that says, 'I killed my entire clan and all I got was this stupid coffee mug'?" Kisame whimpered and ran to get the cup and coffee, some of it dripping off his clothes. Kaitlyn and I just watched the scene play out in awe.

'Is this really how they act off screen?', I thought.

"God, it's as if this is a bad fanfic." Kaitlyn said as she put her empty fruit loop bowl in the sink. I agreed, and also put my bowl in the sink. "Whatcha makin'?" Kaitlyn asked in her cutesy voice.

I thought for a minute. "Curry." I replied. She raised her eyebrow at me like she does.

"Since when can you make curry?"

I grabbed something off the counter and held it in front of me. "Since there's a cookbook right here." I said, grinning. I got all the stuff I needed and went to work. Itachi and Kisame left, probably to go have sex or something. I looked in the fridge for a tasty beverage. I frowned at the...limited choices.

"Uh...why is there nothing but beer...and apple juice...in the fridge?" I yelled as Deidara started walking in.

"Cuz Tobi likes apple juice, yeah." Deidara answered.

I looked at him. "I was talking about the beer, moron."

"Well, what do you expect? This is a manly organization, not a princess picnic. Beer only, the drink of men!"

"I'm allergic...to barley...which is in beer..." Kaitlyn said, suddenly sad for the first time since we got here.

"Well, I'm not." I gloated as I grabbed a beer and chugged the first gulp. "Go tell the others that the food's ready." Then I left the room.

He apparently also grabbed a beer and walked out of the room, because he had a beer in his hand as he appeared next to me.

"Hey, aren't you like 19?" I questioned. "That's a bit young to be drinking."

"Yeah, so?" he opened his beer. "You are too."

I looked at the beer in my hand. "Touche." I took another gulp. "This is some damn good beer." Deidara smiled evilly.

"You know, if you want, you can sleep in my room." he said.

I smiled. With me being me and all, I didn't think he knew that I was probably gonna somehow get wasted. Probably planning on 'taking advantage of me' or something.

We saw Sasori in the hall. As we walked by him, my hand suddenly seemed to be lacking one Bud Light, he snatched it that bitch-faced whore.

"Hey, give that back!" I pouted. He turned to face me.

"Trust me, around here, you'll want to stay sober."

I rolled my eyes. "Who are you, my mother?"

"I think you mean whom."

"Are you my English teacher, too?" I raged.

"No, just looking out for my little love puppet." Sasori purred.

"What? Huh? KLDJLKDJLWDKJ:LDKJDLKDJ!" I felt my body heat raise up to roughly the temperature of the sun.

"WHAT." Deidara freaked out. Sasori just stood there and smirked, completely aware what he said was out of character.

"Huh. I see how this is. Your face is redder than my hair." Sasori said coolly.

"I. Fucking. Hate. You." I said through clenched teeth. My face is still red.

"I love you too, babe." I lost it.

"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?" I stormed off, leaving Deidara alone to have a seizure or something. He may or may not be foaming at the mouth...orrrrrrr maybe that's a side effect of the beer. Yikes. Maybe I shouldn't drink any more.

I needed a walk around the base to cool my head, and my feelings.

~Meanwhile...In that other room...~

Kaitlyn sat alone at the big table, looking at all the empty chairs.

"I don't think Deidara told the others." she continued to sit.

Sorry for the lack of updates, but we hope this chapter makes up for it. If only a little. We'll try to get this back on track.

And if you want more Kaitlyn hilarity, her penname is KaitlynToTheMax. Enjoy her new favorite, Mako's Bad Day. And the years of therapy.