A/N: I'm back! And on a whole new subject! I was wondering the other day, "What do we know about Mike?" Not much, I tell you. Hence the story. And no, I sadly don't own Glee. :(

"Trio."

Mr. Schuester's one word rand through Rachel's head. She was meant for solos. Duets were almost too much. Trios? Now that was just overkill.

Mr. Schue started speaking again.

"There will be four groups of three, randomly pre-chosen by me, and your group is going to come up with a song that has three parts, and perform it for the other three groups. Three is the magic number here."

"Three. Magic. Right," Artie mumbled under his breath. Three was a very bad number for him. There were so many ways, he couldn't list them all.

"Groups…" Schuester started again. Puck gazed at Santana and Brittany, hoping for a chance to get with the cheerleaders. Kurt was smiling at Mercedes and Finn. Tina, Artie, and Quinn were all looking hopefully at each other. Mike and Matt were wondering who would be their third. And Rachel still wanted to go alone.

"…Are as follows." Cue groaning to pre-chosen groups. "Group one is Puck, Tina, and Finn." All three weren't too happy about that. Puck and Finn still seemed to hate each other, and Tina was in a group with two of the four most annoying people in glee club.

"Group two consists of Artie, Quinn, and Brittany." Artie and Quinn were pretty okay with that, as long as they could get Brittany to work along with them. Brittany was just upset that she wasn't with "Santany."

"Kurt, Mercedes, and Santana are group three." Santana rolled her eyes as Kurt and Mercedes did their little Kurcedes stupid handshake thingy. Kurt and Mercedes were ecstatic about it. Except for the Santana part,

"And group four is Mike, Matt, and Rachel."

Mike and Matt excitedly hi-fived, until they realized that Little Miss Diva was in their group. They turned and sighed as Rachel's hand shot in the air.

"Three things, Mr. Schue. First, I have to sing this as a solo. I can hardly sing a duet, and now you want me to sing a trio?

"Second, how did I get put with the silent people? They've each said about two sentences in the history of this glee club."

Mike and Matt looked at each other. The "She doesn't know about the Cheeseburger and Slushie incident," smirk was on both of their faces.

"And thirdly," Rachel annoyingly continued,

"How come Mike and Matt are in the same group? They're best friends! Its simply not fair."

Will sighed and started his rebuttal.

"Rachel, no, you cannot sing a solo. You can sing duets perfectly fine, and the assignment is a trio. Everyone else will be doing it, too."

Tina smacked her face as Artie whispered "That's what she said," into her ear.

Will continued, "I'm sure Mike and Matt can talk, and sing, very well. And the groups were totally random. That's how we ended up with a Cheerios group, too. I assure you, I would not have done that on purpose. So Rachel, deal with it."

Glee club was dismissed, and Rachel walked over to the M guys. "Auditorium at lunch tomorrow. I expect you to be there."

Sorry 'bout the short chapter. I cant sit, or write, for long periods of time.

But you're all wondering about the Cheeseburger and Slushie incident, now aren't you?

R&R and you'll find out!

NEW STORY: This is kinda an advertisment, but expect a Glee/NCIS crossover story soon!