Sam smirked as Freddie walked into the Shay's apartment.

"Not a word, Puckett!" He warned.

Carly turned around, looking confused. But when she saw Freddie she burst out laughing.

"Don't laugh!"

"I'm sorry but … what is with your hair?"

Freddie glared at her, "My mom took me to the hairdressers." He groaned as he glanced in the mirror, "And now I look like Nevel!"

Sam giggled, something unusual for her, and Freddie turned to glare at her.

"¡Le odio! ¡Le odio tanto!" Freddie hissed.

Sam blinked at him and Carly grinned, "He said: I hate you! I hate you so much!" She looked at Freddie, "Which was not very nice of him!"

Freddie just continued glaring at Sam while trying to fix his hair so it didn't look so … 'Nevel-ish'.

"I can't believe my mother did this! Sam's right - she is a physco!"Sam grinned, "What's this? Fredward Benson agreeing with me! Everyone shush! We must savour this glorious moment!"

"Shut up, Sam! Rubia de pelo demonio"

"Freddie!" Carly cried.

Sam looked at her friend, "What! What did he say?"

"I think he said 'Blonde Haired Demon'"

Sam shrugged, "So? He calls me that all the time. Je ne soigne pas."

"I'm sorry … was that French?" Carly cried.

Sam nodded, "We took it last year, remember?"

"I remember you taking it, I just don't remember you actually listening!"

Freddie chuckled, "Ich habe Sie können nicht verstehen dies gewettet, Puckett!"

Sam just looked at him.

"Welcher bedeutet kann, dass ich Sie ohne getötet zu werden beleidigen."

Sam grinned and Freddie carried on, unaware that she could understand him.

"Ich kann auch Sie erzählen, dass ich Sie ohne Sie liebe, brechend meinen Arm."

Sam gaped at him, "What!" She cried.

Freddie blushed, "Oh no."

"Oh, yes. Habe ich ich könnte sprechen Deutsch sowie Französisch erwähnt? Mein Vater hat mich gelehrt."

Freddie's eyes widened and he started backing away, "I didn't really mean it you know." He lied, laughing nervously, "I was just … testing to see if you knew German or not."

Sam smirked, "Sure you where."

"What did he say?" Carly asked, confused again.

" 'I can also tell you that I love you without you breaking my arm.'"

Carly stared at her for a moment before she let out a squeal of delight.

Sam turned back to Freddie only to see that he had disappeared. A moment later they heard him screaming as he ran into his own apartment and locked the door behind him.

"I'll get you tomorrow Benson!" Sam yelled as Carly jumped up and down beside her, doing her happy dance, "You can't hide forever!"

Sorry if the French, German and/or Spanish is bad. I used several translators 'cause i suck at French. And Spanish. And i don't know any German. So blame Google and Yahoo translators if the language is bad! ( Sorry google/yahoo. It's nothing personal :D )