A/N: I promised myself to write a yuri fanfic as soon as I heard that Greece conquered Egypt during Alexander the Great's time. Okay now to clear up a few things. Aegyptus is second declension and most second declension nouns are masculine. Heck almost all of them are. So that's why Rome refers to her as he. Hellen is my name for Gaeca, named after the Hellenistic age. Anyways R&R. Yuri, Canon(History backs me up! MWAHAHAHAHA). :P But most of all enjoy

"Do you remember?"

"Remember?"

"Yeah! The day I met you?"

"Yes... It was... Quite a long time ago..."

"Hehe"

xxxxx

Rome has dreams, just like any other men he hoped to achieve every single one of them. Conquer the world, get the girls and fight strong men. So far he had done pretty well, he had a beautiful wife and well he was getting around to conquering the world. A spotless record, victory after victory and land after land came under his rule. He prospered, food, drinks, art and of course a great army. He had married Graeca, a goddess in looks and in bed. He had surely been blessed by Venus, and Mars. He was still thinking about her by the time he walked into the temple-like building that served as a house to Aegyptus. "Oi! Where are ya?" Rome navigated through the labyrinth inside still trying to find his room. So far he had chanced upon two ritual sacrifices and one banquet. All which were pretty hot.

"Mhmmm!"

"Oh oh oh!"

"Aaaah!"

He stopped right then and stared at the door separating where the noises came from. Kinda reminded him of something... Oh yeah... Sex... But it could've also been another ritual. Perhaps with women this time.

"Ah Aegyptus! Faster faster!" He was just about to walk away when he heard his wife. Why in Pluto's name was she here? Oh yeah. Aegyptus isn't just going to be under his rule, no that'd be too gentle. He was going to burn his house to the ground and pour salt over it to make sure it never comes back ever again. "What the hell are you doing?" He shouted bashing the door open.

"Ruh Roma?"

"Hellen! What in Jupiter's name are you doing here?"

"This isn't what it looks like!"

"Like Pluto it is!"

"Listen to what she has to say... Brat." A feminine voice shouted out from under Graeca.

"And who are you?"

"Who'd ya think?" She retorted annoyed at his interruption. She pushed herself out from under the Greek goddess, and just like her Greek counterpart she was stunning. Her shiny black hair dropped to her shoulders and even though it was uncombed, it was still magnificent. Her eyes were of a beautiful ebony and when paired with her slightly darker skin made a combination that could rival Venus'.

"You're Aegyptus' wife!" He exclaimed pointing his finger at her.

"No idiot! I am Aegyptus!" She yelled draping a golden dress over her naked body and with these words Rome threw himself at her.

"Would you be mine? In sickness and in health?" He asked kneeling down in front of her.

"Keh! No not at all." Aegyptus returned without a second's thought.

"Oh come on babe! You're just in the Nile!" He said pulling her hands towards him. Crash! Went the pot as it hit him across the face.

"Owwch! Gods that hurt, you're mine now so get used to it." Rome said pouting as he rubbed the new bruise. It was getting better or so he thought until a another pot went smashing on his head knocking him out cold.

"Cheeky bastard." Graeca threw the pot at her husband's head and continued what she was doing when he had interrupted them. "Mhmm... Aegyptus you are the only one for me." The two ladies went back to bed leaving Rome and a bad nightmare. A nightmare that involved Germania and him having sex.