Frodo glared at the little hobbit and pretended to think, "Um… I think you will."

Legolas shook his head, he looked over at Fluffy, who was sitting in the corner next to Speranza. His eyes were silently pleading for help. Frodo was not cooperating with this situation and no one was making any sudden moves to help Legolas any.

Frodo noticed this slight distraction in Legolas and slowly began to creep away. He was inching his way backwards, he didn't think that he was being noticed by anyone. But he was oblivious to the fact that there was a second balrog crouching behind him. He was feeling proud of himself, because he actually thought that he was succeeding in fleeing the scene. But he froze stiff when he felt the heat of the body behind him, and the feeling of a creature's breath on the back of his neck.

He slowly turned and stood face to face with a baby balrog. Even though the creature was obviously only a baby, the fierceness of its kind shone through its innocence.  Frodo whimpered when the balrog eyed him like he was dinner. He yelped when it grabbed him around the waist and gathered him into a huge bear hug... or rather, a huge 'balrog hug'. (A/N: ::hehe:: )

"AHHH! IT'S GONNA EAT ME!!!" Frodo screamed as the little balrog carried the scared elf over to its 'mommy/daddy'. (A/N: Remember, Fuzzy is asexual lol)

The balrog cradled Frodo like he was a little baby as he squirmed and struggled to free himself of the grip of the balrog. The baby balrog screamed out in pain as Frodo sank his teeth into its hand. It instantly dropped Frodo and plopped down on the ground crying furiously while holding its hand.

Frodo crawled away from the crying balrog as its mother/father went over to comfort it. But as the crying increased, the mommy balrog got madder. Frodo started to inch his way from the frightening balrog, for it was sending death glares right at him for hurting its child.

Legolas laughed with glee as Fuzzy roughly grabbed Frodo by the foot and brought him close to its face. Fuzzy snorted in his face, causing Frodo to go limp from the stench.

"FUZZY!" Speranza cried, "Put him down!"

"NO!" Merlin said, "Perhaps we could use this situation to our advantage." He hobbled over to the balrog that was holding the scared shitless Frodo, "If Fuzzy were to release you, would you voluntarily give that body back to Legolas?"

Frodo shook his head defiantly, "No."

Merlin frowned slightly, "Would you rather me force you to do it? Or have Fuzzy eat you?"

Frodo thought for a second, before coming up with an answer, "I'd rather have Fuzzy eat me?"

"So be it!" Merlin said.

"NOOO!" Legolas yelped. "Don't let him eat my body! I want my freaking body back!"

Merlin inwardly growled, "Fine, then I'll just have to make you switch back!"

Frodo pouted. "Whatever. Doesn't look like I have a choice." He continued hanging there upside down, until the moment when Fuzzy decided to drop him right onto his head. "OOF!" He grunted as his head came in contact with the ground. He groaned as he sat up and rubbed his head while glaring at the innocent looking balrog.

Merlin grabbed Frodo's hand and forced him to stand up next to Legolas.

Legolas just stood there and gazed up at his perfect Elven body. He couldn't believe how much he missed it. All he wanted to do was be back inside that strong, muscular, lean, sexy body of his…

"Legolas!" Merlin snapped. "Can you please pay attention to understand what must be done?!"

"Yah, sorry." Legolas flushed.

Merlin gave the hobbit a warning look before starting over, "As I said, you must eat these magic lembas, after doing so, your bodily connection with your souls will falter, making it easy to remove them from your body. After that, you must run at each other at incredible speeds and butt heads to switch the souls!!!" He screamed melodramatically.

Legolas and Frodo stared blankly at the old wizard, before turning to each other and exchanging amused looks. The sound of Speranza clearing her throat distracted them and they looked over.

"Can you please continue on with this? I would like my husband back in his body." Speranza said eagerly.