This is my sad, sad attempt at an angstyish fic…idk it sucks, w/e

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The world was falling down around him. Buildings were crumbling and fires were sweeping away all that remained of Earthen society. The end had come and there was nothing anyone could do about it.

"Dammit." He growled, dodging as another piece of building nearly fell on him. It wasn't supposed to be like this. He was the one who was supposed to end this stupid planet. But they had done it for themselves. Or rather, their God had.

Who knew? Who knew that a stupid book written by primitive dirt-monkeys held the true fate of their world. As it was written, so it will be. So it was.

No one had seen this coming, everyone had thought as he had, that it was just a book. The world wasn't going to end for a long time and even if it did they hadn't thought it was going to be like this.

But he had seen them. He had seen the four horsemen for himself. War, Famine, Pestilence, Death… he's seen them all. He wished he had paid more attention in theology, maybe he would know what was going to happen next.

He swore loudly as he was hauled out of the way of a spurt of flame that came racing towards him, pulled into a warm, strong chest.

"Let go of me, Dib-stink!" He growled, turning around and socking the man in the jaw. Dib slammed him against one of the few walls still standing, the force of being thrown into the wall making him see stars.

"Get a hold of yourself, Zim, This is the goddamn apocalypse. You can't be running around like a chicken with its head cut off, you'll be killed!" He hissed, not letting his grip on the alien loosen.

Zim struggled against him, arching his hips into the human's. "Let me go, you vile filthy earth-monkey!" He screeched, trying to get away. "This is all your fault! If it wasn't for you the earth would belong to Irk by now and we wouldn't have this problem!"

"No, you wouldn't have this problem. You'd be safe on earth as we were wiped out. But that's all you care about, isn't it? You filthy, stinking, selfish monster. All you care about is yourself." He growled, punching Zim in the mouth.

The alien screeched and launched himself at Dib, mouth bleeding a purple blood-like substance as he crashed his lips to Dib's. The other returned the kiss just as fiercely, grinding his hips insistently against Zim's.

Neither of them cared that this wasn't the time or the place. They no longer saw the world collapsing and burning around them. All they saw were the stars bursting on the back of their eyelids. All they felt was the delicious friction their entwined bodies caused. All they heard was the other's moans as they fell to the ground, still intertwined and shedding their clothing as fast as it would go.

The battle for dominance was fierce and bloody, but eventually Dib won out when he pinned Zim down and entered him in one swift thrust. Zim cried out in pain and pleasure, thrusting back on Dib's cock as his muscles were torn, blood running down his thighs.

It was heated and hateful. There was no love lost between the two as they thrusted, panted, growled, bit, and struck each other. And when it was over there was no cuddling. There were just hateful glares as they redressed, going on their way with a silent vow that the next time they met they would have the strength to kill the other.

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Argh lazy sex scene was lazy. Mrrr Sorry James! 3