"Pleasure of love lasts but a moment, Pain of love lasts a lifetime."

-Jean Pierre Claris De Florian

Hey, Regulus here! I have recently realized that there has been quite a lot of confusion going on about my mysterious death. I have heard some pretty far-fetched rumors going around and I am writing this to set the record straight. I did not sacrifice myself to hurt Voldemort! Merlin, why the hell would I ever want to hurt precious, sweet-cheeks Voldie-poo on purpose? Here's what really happened.

Okay, so it was just your regular sunny Saturday afternoon and I was skipping into the the love of my life's headquarters. We had a date tonight after I got done training the newbie to be a great Death Eater like myself. Who's the newbie, you ask? Well, he was this blond kid with a weird name. What was it...? Uhh, Lahoma? No, that was not it... Ermm, La.. Lee... Oh! I remember. It was Lysander Scamander. What kind of friggin' name is that? Who were his parents? Dr. Seuss? But anyways, he supposedly came from the future but I don't believe it; I think that he is just fucking crazy! So I opened the front door and pretty much had a heart attack right there! What did I see, you ask? Well, I wasn't going to tell you but since you asked... I saw Voldemort teaching Lysander things that had NOTHING to do with being a Death Eater! I shouted out in anger, "It's over!" and ran out of the room. I heard Voldemort yelling out, saying something about it not being what it looked like. Uh, yeah right! I knew exactly what was going on there.

Soo, I was pretty upset and I ran to the only place that I could think of - that cave that Voldie-Poo and I met up in one time. Once I arrived on the island, I got really friggin' thirsty from crying a lot and I took the cup out of that weird thing in the middle of the island. I don't know what the hell was in there but Merlin, it was disgusting! I was thirsty so I kept drinking and what not. That is when I noticed that necklace at the bottom. Thinking it might have been from one of Voldemort's other lovers that I didn't know about, I fished it out but it wouldn't open. I didn't want to risk staying there too much longer so I replicated the necklace and put a letter in it to let my now ex know that I found out his little secret! That drink had not quenched my thirst so I bent down to take a quick drink from the lake and BAM! A hand reached up and grabbed me and I was no more.

So please, if you feel the need to gossip about me, make sure you get the story straight!

Yours truly,

R.A.B.

Okayy, so, erm, Reggie/Voldemort/Lysander are now a part of Mew and Mor's Weird Pairings. I think they set the standard for WEIRD pairings...

This first came up as a joke when I wrote my story Offer Us Only Love, which has these three characters in it but as separate stories. I joked around with mew about writing this triangle for a while and this is what I came up with. Please give me a mention if you decide to use this triangle. I apologize if you are scarred for life and cannot look at any of these three characters the same way.

The quote is from mew's challenge in HPFC and the triangle is for Aiiimy's Love Triangle challenge in HPFC.

Hahahaha, I'm sorry for having you beta this, mew! I don't think I'll ever be quite the same after writing this...LOL. Hehehehe, I'm sure Voldy is regulusly scarred!

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