A/N: HAHAHAHA! Got this idea from a Facebook fan! HARRY POTTER! Lol…
*WARNING* SPOILER ALERTS FOR BOOK 7!
Lol….Enjoy! REVIEW PLEASE!
Disclaimer: I don't own N2N or Harry Potter or Breaking Dawn…
"NO!" Henry yelled angrily at his Harry Potter book.
"What?" Natalie asked him, surprised that he had a book in his hands.
"DOBBY DIED!"
"SHHHH!" I HAVEN'T GOT THAT FAR YET!"
If there was one thing that Henry and Natalie could agree on, it was Harry Potter. They've both read all the books and it was their plan to watch every single movie and compare it to the books. They were both trying to finish Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows before the movie came out.
"Ok, I've read this book twice already and that STILL gets me…" Henry sighed sappily.
"Shut up! Don't spoil it!"
"You know who else dies?"
"SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!"
"HEDWIG!"
"I HATE YOU!"
She practically lunged at him, trying to take the book from his hands but he kept it away from her.
"THEY BURRY DOBBY AT SHELL COTTAGE WHERE BILL AND FLEUR LIVE!"
"STOP SPOILING IT YOU FUCKING MORON!"
"Well, then maybe you shouldn't listen…"
"How can I not when you're SCREAMING EVERYTHING?"
He closed the book and put it down, his hands in the air in surrender. "Ok…I'm done."
"Really?"
"Really really."
"Ok, fine…"
He smirked a bit and leaned towards her to kiss her lips gently. She wasn't sure what he was up to. Whenever he wanted to get away with something, he'd always kiss her. He really kissed her, passionately, which was what he was doing now.
He pushed her down to the ground so that he was now on top of her, still kissing. Now she had no idea what he was doing. He never tried this before…She felt his hands moving behind him…but as soon as they came back to her, they weren't empty. There was the book. Opening right to the page that he left off. Pulling away from her, he soon placed the book in front of her face.
"READ IT!" he shouted, laughing like a child.
"HENRY! NO!" She squirmed beneath him, vowing not to look at the book.
"READ IT!"
"MAKE ME!"
"I AM!"
She knew she would hate herself for it, but she snuck a peek at the book. "OH MY GOD! TONKS HAD HER BABY?"
"HA!"
"NO! I'M NOT READING IT!"
"DO IT!"
All of the sudden the door to Natalie's room opened only to reveal Gabe, who was already angrily staring down at Henry, who was still on top of Natalie.
"What the hell is going on here?" He asked.
"HENRY'S BOOK RAPING ME!" Natalie shouted, still not looking at the book.
"NO I'M NOT!" Henry shouted back. "YOU HAVE TO READ IT!"
"BUT I DON'T WANNA READ IT!"
"The words 'Henry' and 'raping' should never be in the same sentence if he values his life…" Gabe stated, crossing his arms angrily. "Get off my sister."
Slightly intimidated, Henry quickly got up from the floor, taking his book with him. Natalie gave him and evil stare as she sat up. She grabbed onto his book, taking it from him and hitting him with it.
"OK! OK! I'M SORRY!" He yelled, getting battered by J. K. Rowling's masterpiece.
"Ok, fine…" Natalie put the book down and smirked slyly. "I'll just tell you how Breaking Dawn ends."
"NO!"
"BELLA HAS HER BABY AND THEY NAME HER RENESME-!"
"NOOOOO!"
Gabe, who was still sitting there watching just muttered, "No more Harry Potter for you two…" and walked away.
A/N: HAHAHAHA! Aww…So…what did you think?
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