AN: Hey guys Lady of DarkFire here, now that the Fall and winter are finally over I have free time again, so I can write again! *strikes pose* And now with out any more spot light hogging, I the almighty and beautiful DarkFire give you, chapter six.
VI: On Humps And Foreshadowing
Rye:
Yes finally an even chapter, do you know how long I've waited for th-
Hey what's up bane of my existence, Narrating your chapter?
God damn it! Why, why in the name of Arceus-
Mew.
…What… what ever. Just why are you here Ebony? Can't I Narrate my chapter in peace?
Well I'm here to ask annoying questions that point out the flaws in out universe and that you capitalized Narrate for some reason.
No you not! That is my thing! Your thing it to be ambiguously gay, in love with Derrik, and annoyed by my stupid questions!.
Why is your text bold? And why did you end that sentence with an exclamation point, and a period?
Be- because what I have to say is important!
Right, right what ever you say. Hey Rye, if we're narrating, they does that mean we've already lived though this and am telling the story to some younger relative, or are we in some insane asylum telling a doctor, ooh or maybe we're-
Will you, for the love of Arceus-
Mew.
Just shut up! Just shut your mouth!
Alright, no need to yell!
Thank you! Any way so celebration is in order, because we have finally passed the five-
What motor mouth here is saying is that we are over the five chapter hump, which means it's all down hill from here! Yay!
IHATEYOU
Forgot your spaces Rye.
Die!
So we were carrying Derrik though a city! I had no idea which, with our luck it's one from Generation VI that wont be created for 6 years!
"City trainer rock in we" Mudkip was riding on my head… I guess. I really hate time skips, I have no idea where I am who's with me, or how long it's been since the last chapter, and further more.
"He means were in the city with the rock type gym!" And the spotlight stealing jackass was interrupting my Narrative, great just great.
"Because the next chapters going to be serious and a downer we cute guys need to appear and remind every body that we exist and that they love us Come on we're cute right! Adore me!" I tried to stab the freaky little thing, of course I missed and poked Ebony in the eye, waking her up!
"Oh Sarah your tongue is so w- owe! Fucking bastard!" she stabbed my eye right back, and went for my neck.
"Sweet Arceus, Derrik control her! Please for fucks sake she's killing me!" I gasped.
Chapter six, we've crossed the five chapter hump. The first five chapters are the easiest, the sixth is hard. Hump is a funny word. Like humpty dumpty. Why was he called Humpty? Who the hell would fuck an egg?
Great he was doing his monologue again. In an attempt to save my life I went for her neck, and while we tried to kill each other Mudkip and Charmander cheered us on cutely from our heads.
I would fuck an egg, if the egg had nice tits and a firm ass. I wonder—whump!
With me and Ebony preoccupied with kill each other, we didn't see the tree root and got our foot entangled in it! With those two on our heads, Derrik on out …shoulders? And all 200 pounds' of Derrik's Masturbation jar and other stuff. we fell flat on our faces, smashing them into the hard packed dirt trail, while Derrik landed softly on some forest moss.
"Hey Ebony?"
"What!" she said as she pulled her beck out of the ground
"When the hell did we get enter a forest? I mean we were in a city at the start, now we're in the middle of a forest… and your completely ignoring me aren't you?" that she was, she was tearing up and looking at Derrik, who was sprawled out on his back, one hand under his head, the other at his side
"It's so sad" she whispered
"It makes cute little me cry"
"Upset I do"
"What the hell are you talking about! Oh wait no… this is a foreshadowing chapter isn't it? Which means… shit" nearby Dash had the same realization and cried out in agony
"Damn it no! No more fucking flash backs!" Diana patted him on the shoulder
"Don't worry, just hold down A and the cut scene will go by faster" oh this, this is not fair! We did a flash back last chapter! And why are two flash backs in a row still more interesting then I am!
Derrik
It was a dark and stormy night. I ran, of how I ran. I felt the muscles in my legs burning,
My lungs had been about to burst. But the worst of it all was my heart, it was full of fear. Fear for the safety of my Beloved (She's special because her name is capitalized). How could I? How could I have let my beloved out alone! Now he had her, I didn't know his name at the time, but I knew he was bad news! My beloved! I finally reached the top of the hill, jumping off my Ponyta I climbed
Rye
"Why why why why why why!"
"Because the audience needs a reminder of why they hate/fear the main villain before he shows up again" Ebony said, smiling. "Shouldn't that have been a question?"
"But he's got to be making this up as he goes along!" I whined.
"Silence infidel!" Ebony stabbed my eye again
Derrik
Thankfully the captain Rini took the bribe, and he let go before the cops arrived! I had finally made it, made it to where that man had taken my stolen Beloved. I covered the last few feet and climbed on to the ledge, only to se him. Him and his balding white head, stupid square glasses(That's what he looks like, right?), and all around lameness. We meet eyes, and he laughed a laugh that would never leave my soul. Then he told me two things, and two things only, one that he had stolen my Beloved, two that his name was Argon Northbrooks, and three that we would meet again soon. Then he left as I fell to my knees
"Nooooo!"
Rye
Man was that painful, not the just the story, but Ebony pecking me in the eye anytime I tried to open my mouth!
"Is it over? Please tell me the flash backs are finally done with!" Dash begged
"If the cut scene is done you should save so you don't have to sit though it again" Derrik walked over to us, his face dark with pain, he grabbed us and began to smash our heads together.
"Owe, owe, owe, owe! Stop it fuck head!" he just smashed our heads harder together.
"Never drop me and make me remember my broken and horrible past again" yup he defiantly made it up on the spot "and I'll reverse your polarity!" Dash turned to Diana jaw hanging open
"Did he just make a Doctor Who reference!" she just stared at him
"What the hell is a doctor who?" Dash paused, considering her question.
"I have no idea" With that we started walking again, the hot pavement burned my feet… wait…oh come on! I know anything is more interesting then this, but you can at least pretend that your paying attention here! What ever, just get on to the next chapter. Hell have Derrik narrate that one since you love him so much. Just end my suffering!
"defeat worry Friend, fall fine kip" Mudkip said.
"He says he's fine from the fall, so don't worry" Charmander said. They're on my head again! Of course they are, I am a chew toy. End the chapter now! Please!
CO-AN: Hey guyS, this is srgemAn, and we should welcome the return of my Very gracefull and wondErfull co-author Lady of DarkFire, and if you don't, she'll feed Me to her dogs, so plEase review and say nice things, because I don't want to die.