This is my first fanfiction, and I must say, I already think that I am an expert at writing! My husband Edward Cullen agrees that I am really awesome too, so everyone should think so. Read my newest fanfiction and review to tell me how right I am!

Love's Forbidden Fruit

Chapter One: From Pen to Paper

Once upon a time Bella was dead, but that's not important at all. So Edward came over to the most beautiful girl in school Sally and told her that he wants her to be his girlfriend but Sallys like no way you freak and Edwards like please please please and she was like no I'm too popular for you and Edward went away crying and started making out with a lamp then Sally saw him and was like why are you doing that and cheating on me and Edwards like no I wasn't cheating on you I was actually cheating on myself and sally was like oh that's so sweet and then like you and your pet raccoon get married and Edward and I get married and we dance on Bellas grave then Jacob shows up and gives Edward a high four instead of a high five cause I don't know maybe Jacob lost one of his fingers or something then he and Edward start fighting over me cause I'm really beautiful and then sallys like no don't fight over me we can all be together and then Edward and Jacob and sally all dance around hand in hand for the next five chapters then Edward starts break-dancing because hes really good at that then we all eat cake and at first Edwards like no the light will make me sparkle but Bellas like no it won't then we eat it anyway and we look around because Bellas supposed to be dead but you never know what will happen next.

So then like Edward and Jacob and I go and jump out of an airplane to see if well sparkle and Edward's like freaking out because he does and he forgot that he was a vampire then he wanted us to become vampires too and at first sally was like no way Edward I don't love you that much and then Edwards like but I love you that much sally so I was like okay Edward than I'll do it and then we ate a pie that we found on the ground and then we forgot about Jacob for a while until we got married again and we ran into bella and shes like get away from my man sally and I was like Edwards not your man hes my man because I'm way prettier than you are then Bellas like oh yeah you are sorry I must have forgotten and then she falls in love with me too then the whole rest of the world falls in love with me and Edward starts fighting them off on a giant building cause he wants me all to himself but then I'm like no Edward what if you ruin your face and stuff and Edwards like oh yeah sally you are so smart you should go to Harvard or something and I was like wow Edward that is like the nicest thing that you've ever said to me and it's so so true and then we fell back in love again and I ate a cheese sandwich that had the history of the universe inside of it and it tasted so good!

Author's Note:

So what did you think? Wasn't it the best story that you've ever read? I think so!

Yeah, I know you guys really want me to update soon but first I have to plan my wedding to Edward Cullen so you are gonna have to wait for a few hours maybe. Is that cool for everyone?

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