Oh, Please

By Miss Safetypin Sacrifice

2010

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Summary: Sakura Haruno never thought a girl would confess to her. Let alone, the thought of her being hot flooding her mind. She grew up in love with Sasuke Uchiha. Now, look at her. She's gone lesbo for one Miss Naruko Uzumaki.

Rating: M for Yuri and Yaoi goodness! :D Not to mention the normal language in all my stories!

Pairings: Fem!NaruSaku, SasuKarin, ItaKiba, KyuuSai, ShikaTema, and NejiGaa

Author's Note: I think Fem!NaruSaku is adorable. So much for my hatred of Sakura…I only like her when she is either with Naruko or Ino. Also, if you have a problem with my story don't flame. I want to show the world that Fem!NaruSaku is a pairing, too. If anyone is offended by the summary, sorry. I didn't mean to offend anyone. I would be considered a lesbian since I am pansexual.

Anyway, please enjoy! Don't forget to leave a review or two!

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Prologue: Uh, No

The strawberry blonde's lip curled into a condescending smirk. The bright blonde stared at her with passion in her shocking blue eyes. A sharp chuckle made it out of the other girl's throat.

"You want me to what?" she laughed.

The blonde blushed a bit. Her tan features turning a new shade of maroon. "Like I said before, Sakura Haruno, please go out with me!" the blonde practically yelled.

The strawberry blonde known as Sakura looked over her suitor. The girl wore her long blonde hair in pigtails with a tight orange top. The top showed off her large cleavage (when compared to Sakura). Along the middle was a simple back swirl. The blonde had dark blue Capri that were partially stuffed into knee high Converse boots. If Sakura wasn't such a bitch right now, she would have said the girl was pretty. Just, she was in complete bitch mode. Beside her, her best friend, Ino was giggling at her misfortune.

She was Sakura Haruno. The second most popular girl in school, besides Karin. She was second in line for Sasuke Uchiha's broken heart when his girlfriend, Karin broke up with him, besides Ino. She was the president of ¾ of the clubs in Konoha High School. She was even cheerleading captain. Then this…Misfit had the nerve to say she loved her. Oh hell no. Everyone knew what Naruko Uzumaki was known for. She pulled pranks on everyone. She played with guys like they were toys. She showed off her body like it was nothing. She had no boundaries when it came to guys. You could find her in the hallway giving some guy a blowjob in front of everyone.

In other words, Naruko was the school slut.

Not to mention, she just declared herself a lesbian. That just wouldn't fly with a straight-as-a-stick Sakura. Sakura had her heart dedicated to Sasuke ever since 7th Grade when he had given her the ribbon she dropped. The ribbon was very special. She had received it from Ino when she was 5. Sakura never given her heart to anyone. She was saving all of her being for Sasuke.

Naruko was just going to hurt her chances at that. Yeah, Sakura thought it was some what flattering to find that even girls had crushes on her. Just she'd never feel the same as the person crushing on her.

"Can't you get that Sakura doesn't want to date some sleazy skank like you? Plus, she is straight. A slut like you would ruin her reputation. Why don't you just run along and give some guy a blowjob like you did last period," Ino hissed pushing the blonde girl away from Sakura.

For a moment, Sakura saw hurt flash through Naruko's eyes. It faded fast as Naruko took a swing at Ino. Her fist met Ino's powdered cheek. Naruko shook her fist from the impact and turned to Sakura. Sakura gasped as the blonde threw a mock punch at her face. Her fist directly in front of Sakura's pink-shaded emerald eyes.

"Prissy bitch…" she muttered before pulling her arms above her shoulders. She then walked off. Ino pushed up off the ground with a busted lip. Her pale blue eyes bright with a fiery hate for the blonde.

"That bitch will pay. She just scarred my perfect face," growled Ino.

Sakura looked back at the empty hallway. She felt something strange in her chest. A tightening as you would call it. She also felt her anger flare up.

She honestly didn't know who to be mad at. She wasn't mad at Ino, but she was at the same time. It felt the same way with Naruko. She didn't know who was innocent or guilty in this fight. Her mind felt blank. The only thing running through her head is how she would make it to 8th period with her face still intact.

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Author's Note: Short but it's only the prologue. I don't have a set amount a chapters. It will probably end when I get impatient with writing long chapters. I do have a whole bunch of other stories I'm working on. This was just the shortest.

Also, please be nice. This would technically be my first Yuri story. If you didn't like it, then don't flame. Just keep the flames to yourself. Thank you.

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