"OMG!" Bella yelled, her laptop placed in front of her on the couch. Edward was in the kitchen, getting her something to eat. He peeked his head out of the kitchen doorway.

"What?" he asked, hoping that the answer wouldn't be what he thought it would be…..oh, he just confused himself.

"Our child just died!" she cried, her fingers flailing on the keyboard.

"…." Was all he could respond with, or, not respond.

"I saw it coming! I'm sorry I didn't tell you!...oh, and Jacob's going to do alchemy and blow himself up in 3….2….1…." Alice said, bursting into the room from absolutely nowhere.

"HOW COULD YOU ALICE?...HE'S GOING TO WHAT?" Bella responded. A quick explosion from her laptop told them Alice was right.

"WTF!" Edward yelled. Alice and Bella looked at him as if he were stupid.

"Virtual Villagers, DUH!" Bella yelled, then returned to her game. Alice disappeared again.

"Hey Bella!" Emmett called from upstairs.

"Yeah, Emmett?" she called back, her eyes locked on the screen.

"Did Rosalie have her baby yet?" he said, coming down the stairs. Edward stopped, but then realized, it's just the game, she really isn't having a baby. He sat a slice of pizza down next to her, and decided to watch some TV.

"No, she'll be nursing for another 50 minutes," she said, clicking on the screen.

"I don't get it," Edward said as he aimlessly clicked through the channels. Bella looked up at him with a puzzled look.

"What is so addicting about that game? It sounds so lame. I mean, honestly, what's so great about taking care of stranded people?" he said, still not finding a channel.

"What's so addicting? Well, let's set it up on your computer, and see how much you like it."

15 hours later

"Hey Edward, I'm going *yawn* to head home," Bella said. He wasn't paying any attention.

"GET THE MUSHROOM DAMMIT! WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF FOOOOOOD!" he yelled at the screen.

"EDWARD! WATCH YOU'RE FUCKING LANGUAGE!" Esme yelled from the other room.

"ZOMG! ESME JUST GAVE BIRTH TO EDWARD'S BABY!" Alice yelled from down the hall.

"WHAT?"

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That was my useless virtual villagers drabble haha I am addicted to VV but it's such a bitch sometimes T3T anyway, I hoped you liked it~ please R & R