Hello, everyone! This is a status update. I'm heading out of town for a wedding, and will be back around Monday-ish! Expect the next post when I get back.

Until then, here's a brief preview of what the next update will contain*:

Garrus sorting out personal problems.

Shepard deciding to sort out personal problems, but getting interrupted.

Thane too!

HOT SMEXY ALIEN LOVE! (Joking. Sorry.)

Other stuff I haven't mentioned.

*subject to change, but probably won't.

Love and cookies to all reviewers! Silent readers, you just get love. And a half of a cookie. Curse my generous heart!

Oh, one last thing. If you get the chance, read Hyperbole and a Half. It's a hilarious blog.

...am I allowed to tell you guys to read offsite stuff? Eh. Whatever. Do it.