Okay… I do not know what I was thinking when I wrote this… but… I wanna write a whole heap of songfics!

So, this is the first one. The song isn't here, but it was inspired by the song.

Song: 'The Boy is mine'

Artist: Amber Riley & Naya Rivera (Mercedes and Santana on Glee)

Pairing/s: Kukaya/One-sided Kutau/Implied Kaitau

Disclaimer: As much as I'd like to, I don't own Shugo Chara or Glee…

"Yaya, are we almost done shopping?" Kukai groaned as Yaya dropped yet another box of cupcake mix into their shopping trolley.

"Yeah, almost. I just need some more cake mix and some milk and butter." Yaya replied, and Kukai smirked.

"I'll go get those!" Kukai bolted down the aisle and around the corner to the cold section of the supermarket.

Yaya looked over to the wall of cake mix, and saw a woman with her honey-blonde hair tied into 2 long pigtails. She looked kind of like Hoshina Utau, but it probably wasn't… Yaya decided the only way to know was to make sure.

Yaya tapped the woman on the shoulder. "Excuse me; can I talk to you for a minute?"

"Yeah, sure," the woman turned around. She really did look like Utau-chan! "You do look kind of familiar…"

"Yeah you do too... But… uh… I just wanted to know if you knew somebody named…well, you know his name."

"Oh yeah, definitely, I know his name."

Yaya definitely knew that this was Utau! "I just wanted to let you know he's mine. We're engaged."

Yaya held up her hand and showed Utau the beautiful engagement ring that Kukai had given her.

Utau's eyes flashed with anger. "He's mine!"

Yaya giggled. "Right, that's why we're getting married, and why you cheated on him with Kairi when you actually were dating."

Utau growled and held Yaya in a head-lock. Yaya squealed and wriggled.

"Let me go!" she shrieked, flailing around like a baby, "You're gonna kill me!"

Utau smiled evilly. "That's the point."

"Umm… Hey, Utau…" Kukai had come back with the milk and butter, and he had seen almost everything that happened.

Utau immediately let go of Yaya and stood up straight like nothing had happened.

"Oh… Hey… Ku-Kukai..."

"KUKAI! Your evil ex-girlfriend just tried to kill me!" Yaya ran to Kukai, gasping for air, hugging him.

"Uh… let's go pay for this stuff…"

So it's settled, Utau thought as Kukai and Yaya walked away; hand in hand, Kukai is Yaya's.