Kyoya sighed standing outside the gift shop watching Grace and thinking about how much fun it must be for Katie and her friends to skip out on this and go to Canada. Checking his cell phone for what seemed to be the fiftieth time the raven sighed; 11:27, so close but so far from his promised lunch.

Grace bounced out and latched herself onto her sitter's leg, "Kyo-chhaaannnnn..."

"Yes?"

"I'm hungry."

How much could one nine year-old eat? "Of course you are, Grace."

Finally time had passed and now our hero was seated across from his employers parents, peering at a plate of undistinguishable commoners' food. "You don't have to watch her you know." Kyoya peered up at Katie's father. "I'm getting paid to do so." Her parents exchanged glances, "By who?"

"You're daughter."

"Ahhhh... So that's where she went..."

However that told him where his missing daughter was, or how he hadn't noticed that his own daughter was missing will remain unknown to the rest of mankind for the rest of how ever long mankind makes it on this planet, but it did prove one thing, other than this being a run-on sentence, that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

Reluctantly, Kyoya returned to room 208, settling down beside the window, Grace joined his side in a matter of seconds, "You wanna play i-Spy?" The raven shrugged slightly, "I don't mind."

After a few minutes, the already boring game was getting even more boring, if possible. Kyoya was trying to redirect his attention on Sharon telling Mary off in the background and was able to catch one of the most entertain exchanging of words he would ever hear: "You tell that old devil to go away."

"No, Mary, YOU tell that old devil to go away!"

But, right then the ever-so-faithful brunette burst through the door, ripping it off it's hinges, and causing it fall onto Mary, crushing the life out of her. Amazingly, no one answered to her strangled help me's... I wonder why (Please insert sarcasm here.)? Strutting across the fallen door she sighed, "Kyoya, you're free to go, Grace'll be leaving soon."

"How do you know?"

Katie grinned, "Because, we're all obviously in a fanfic, written by me! AND WHAT I SAY GOES! Don't question it, Senpai, just embrace it!"

The baffled teen blinked to show that he was rather confused, "Now, aren't you going to pay me?"

"Yes." Her grin faded, but returned when she pulled something out of her pocket and thrusted it toward the raven. "Katie, this is gum."

"Why yes it is, my friend! Used gum, I might add! But, flip it over if you please." He did as he was told, and much to his surprise a shiny 2007 penny was stuck to the back. He shifted his gaze from the beaming girl, to the shiny penny, and then back again.

The silence was broken randomly by the continents of the hospital bed: "Amen! Sweet Jesus!" The forgotten Grace bounded in out of nowhere, "Is she seeing Jesus? SHE'S SEEING JESUS, EVERYONE, OH MY GOD, SHE'S DYING, SHE'S SEEING JEEEESSSUUSSSSSS!" The brunette narrowed her eyes, "What? No... WAIT WHAT?"

A/N: Finally! The last chapter! I'm so proud of myself for sloppily finishing this. I took all my ideas that were left and took my favorites and stuck them in here. It's a bit crack-ish, but at least it's done!

I DO NOT OWN OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB OR IT'S CHARACTERS.

I SUPPOSE I COULD SAY I OWN EVERY ONE ELSE AS OC'S, BUT THEY'RE ALL REAL PEOPLE…