Ok so I know what you all are thinking: Why is she writing another story when she did not finish her others? Here is the answer: I thought this idea was so amazing and funny that I have to write it.
This is a Bella/Edward story, Nessie will be in it and so will Jake, and above all else Twilight belongs to Stephenie Meyer.
Summary: Takes place like a year after Breaking Dawn. Jacob and Nessie where hanging out and found a box of videos in Jake's attic that says' "Fun Times at La Push'. What are these videos about? Why is Bella suddenly wishing she burned them the first chance she had? What happens when the Cullen family watches them? Why am I asking you? Read and find out. T for mild swearing.
Fun Times at La Push
Nessie POV-
I was snuggling close to Jake as we were rummaging through a box in his attic. I had a photo album open in my hand smiling to myself as I saw Jake and my mom by a pair of motorbikes. I laughed to myself trying really hard to see my mom ride a motorbike.
"What's so funny squirt?" Jake asked looking up from another photo album.
"Just trying to see mom riding a motorbike is all. I cannot see her doing this." I said shaking my head to myself.
Jake's smile faltered a little as he looked at the picture, "That was taken after your dad left her. She decided to go into extreme sports to keep her mind off of him."
"Oh." I said as I turned the page. Mom and Dad told me a little bit of that story. I can tell that mom never truly got over dad leaving her.
When I was I closed the book and got up when I saw another box that caught my eye. It read 'Fun Times in La Push'. When I opened it I saw a bunch of videos, "Hey Jakey what are these?"
He looked over and came to where I was standing. I have never seen him light up in so much happiness that I felt myself match his smile, "Nessie how about we watch these at your house…I am sure your mom would love to see these."
"Ok." I said cheerfully.
Jake POV-
After finding the videos I was so happy! This was going to be great! When we pulled up to the Cullen's driveway Nessie ran inside and I followed holding the box. Did I mention that this was going to be great?
"What do you have there?" I saw Edward sitting on the couch with Nessie in his lap.
"Just a box of videos that I thought we can watch. Where's Bells?" I asked not seeing her.
"She's out with Alice." Rosalie said coming down stairs with Emmett right behind her.
We have gotten on better terms since Nessie and I started to hang out more with each other. I kind of also accepted them as family, since I will end up with Nessie somehow or another.
"In your dreams wolf boy." I heard Edward mumble.
Ok then how about since it was because for Nessie and Bella's sake that we kind of became close?
"That's more like it." He said to me nodding his head.
"Hey I'm home!" We turned to Bella and the pixie come through the door way
"Mommy!" Nessie jumped off Edward's lap and ran straight toward Bella.
"Hey baby!" Bella gave Nessie a hug, "How was your day with Jake?"
She held her hand to Bella's cheek, most likely showing her how her day was. Then Bella gasped and turned to me, "No! Please tell me that you did not bring that here!"
I smiled evilly showing her the box, "Yes and we have to watch them!"
Now all the Cullens were in the room watching Bella and I go back and forth.
"Jake I thought we agreed that we would record our fun, but we would never speak of it again." Bella sighed exasperated.
"Oh come on Bells. How do you expect us to record our stupidity and not watch it?" I fired back putting the box down.
"Because he does not know." She pointed to Edward and then Edward got up and went to the box.
"Ok what do I not know? And why are you blocking me?" Edward looked at me and I smiled evilly.
"Come on Bells. You said to me that you wanted to experience some minor human things. That the whole 'dare devil' side of you was showing." I pointed out, "That you wanted to record every minute of it so that you can cherish it forever."
The Cullens minus Edward was laughing. Alice was holding on to Jasper and Rosalie was holding on to Emmett. Edward and Bella were glaring at them.
"Bella a dare devil? Jake that is a good one!" Emmett said in between fits of laughter.
"I got to admit that is funny!" Rosalie pointed out
"I can to be a dare devil. In fact I was!" Bella yelled back
"Oh come on Bella! That is kind of hard to believe. Ok fine when Edward left you were an adrenaline junkie, but when he came back you mellowed out. There is no way you reverted back to that." Alice replied.
Bella let out a low snarl and Edward looked at her amazed, "What does he mean by 'minor human things' Bells?"
Bella drew her attention back to Edward, "Whatever normal teens did to have fun like going to wild parties."
Edward raised an eyebrow, "How wild Bella?"
Bella looked at me and I said, "At La Push we throw wild parties."
He pinched the bridge of his nose in frustration and growled at Emmett, "Please stop with the fantasy!"
"Oh man! I want to see this! Please Bells can we watch!" Emmett whined.
Bella was about to open her mouth when Nessie joined in, "Mommy…please." She stuck out her upper lip and made a cute pouty face that could rival Puss in Boots from Shrek.
Bella groaned, "Fine. We will watch the videos."
The Cullens cheered and I pounded my fist in the air, "Alright!"
Bella POV-
What the hell did I get myself into?
Jake pulled out the first video and read, "Episode one: Rants".
Oh good God, "Jake seriously?" I asked
"What is this one about?" Edward asked curiously holding me close.
"Uhm…first Nessie," she looked at me, "You know not to repeat everything you hear right?"
She nodded her head, "Yes mommy why?"
"Yea mommy why?" Emmett mocked her voice and Rose punched him in the arm, "OW!"
I cleared my throat, "Just watch."
Jake pressed play.
Seth's face came on the camera and he announced, "Sup yall! Here is the first episode of Fun Times at La Push. Today we are having a party seeing as Bella was finally done with finals and we have not seen her in a while."
"Jake? Why did we make Seth the camera guy again?" I asked
Jake was on the floor with Ness cuddling against him, "I don't remember to be honest…I think because he was the only one sane enough to know how to work it."
"Why was he sane and not you love?" Edward asked
"You'll see."
"Ok so right now we managed to get half the pack plus Bella all drugged up on sugar and drunk off of Red Bull. Let's see how it's going."Seth turned the camera and there was the bon fire.
Love Game was blasting and now the camera was pointing at a big pole.
"HOLY SHIT! Bella who knew you could move like that!" Emmett yelled.
It was a good thing I could not blush. While yes I was drugged up on sugar and drunk off of Red Bull I remembered what I was doing with the pole…dancing on it.
Alice was laughed as she noticed what I was wearing on the tape, "So that was why you wanted help to look at clothes for clubbing."
Then I started to dance with Jake. We were riding and grinding and the pack was going nuts! When the music ended we sat around the campfire.
"Wow this was a great idea!" Jake slurred a little bit too hyped up from the Red Bull
"I know! Who knew school could be such a bitch!" I replied
"Hey I have an idea let's have a rant session!" Seth called out, "Bella how was finals?"
I jumped right into the game with it, "It was a bitch! Teachers look for ways to torture kids! It's like they are devil demonic creatures or something." Then I got thoughtful, "Hey if vampires are real and werewolves are real are demons real?"
"Really Bella? Did you just ask that?" Jasper asked
I shrugged, "It was a valid question."
"In what way?" Edward asked astounded
"You never thought about it before?" I asked
There was silence.
"I never thought about it." Jake responded
"Well they must be. I mean we are supernatural creatures in a way right?" Quil's voice came through
"So does that mean that witches are real too? And there is a way to get to Oz?" Paul asked
"I could go find some ruby slippers." I came out with.
"And then what? How do we get there?" Embry asked
"We would have to wait for a tornado. That's what that chick did." Jake said thoughtfully.
"Then how would we get home?" Seth asked
"Touché." I said
Rose gawked at me and Jake and asked, "Did you guys seriously plan that out?"
We looked at one another and said at the same time, "Blame it on the Red Bull."
"Ok so what would we do when we got to Oz?" Seth asked
"We would go exploring! Come on vomanos!" Paul cheered singing the Dora them song
"Oh good god! Demons are real!" I shouted pointing at Paul
"Why is Paul a demon?" Jake asked laughing
"It's not Paul! It's that Dora chick! I mean come on no five year-olds' parents let them go out with a monkey that can have a disease and go off to nowhere land not to mention having to deal with a stalking fox. That is bad parenting! She must have some sort of evil spell on them." I concluded.
"Wow. Way to ruin a preschool show." Jasper said
"I stand by what I said." I replied
"Mommy is Dora really evil?" Nessie asked looking at me.
I did not answer her
"Bella come on. She is not that bad. Clair loves that show." Quil said.
I gave him a look, "Dude really? How about when that Swiper gay fox thing trying to steal things from a five year old comes on and she puts up her hand and says three times Swiper no swipping. He stops and says oh man and runs off. What if Clair was faced with a mugger? What is she suppose to do 'Mugger no mugging'?" I asked in disbelief
Everyone was silent I took another sip of my Red Bull and chugged down a pixie stick when Jake took that away, "No more sugar for tonight."
The video ended and Emmett asked, "So what happened to Dora?"
"Quil made her stop watching it saying it was a bad influence on her." Jake was laughing hard and we all joined in.
Nessie pulled out another video and read, "What we wanted to be when we grew up"
I sighed this was going to be a long day.