I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! And here to rid the world of morons! I wish…. Hope you can handle this random bit of randomness. If that made any sense at all.

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"Goddammit! WHAT, Ron?" Harry screamed. He was pretty effing tired from the night before when Ron was throwing a temper tantrum. Sure, Ron was his best friend but he really hated him right now.

"Gorsh, Harry. You don't have to be so mean…."

"What do you want, Ron?"

"I want to go to Disneyland."

"What the hell is Disneyland?"

"It's an American themepark! Gorsh, you're so stupid, Harriet!"

"MY NAME IS NOT HARRIET! I AM NOT A GIRL, WTH THE EXCEPTION OF THAT ONE INCIDENT IN POTIONS! BUT THAT WAS NO MY FAULT! THAT WAS YOURS! AND WE ARE NEVER SPEAKING OF THAT AGAIN SO YOU SHUT YOUR TRAP!"

Ron sniffled and wiped away his tears. "You big meanie-head…."

"Ron! Look! A unicorn!"

"OOOOOHHHHH! WHERE! COME HERE, UNICORN!"

And with that, Ron pranced away.

"Potter! You stink!"

Can't I get a break? Harry thought to himself. "What do you want, Malfoy?"

"Nothing. I just want to insult you all day long."

"Fine. But be prepared to be turned into a ferret."

"You wouldn't."

"I most definitely would and you know it."

"…Well, you jerk. You turkey," said Malfoy lamely.

"I am really tired of this. Why don't you just die. That way I wouldn't have to see you at Hogwarts."

"I'm not going to Hogwarts. It's lame."

"YAY! HAPPY DANCE!"

"I'm going to Pigfarts!"

Say what?

"What the hell, Malfoy?"

"You can't go. You need a rocket ship. It's on Mars. And the headmaster is a lion….who can talk."

"….What the hell are you smoking?"

"SHARPIES!"

"…Go away."

"Ok!"

And Harry jumped off a cliff to rid himself of this insanity.

THE END

Ron ran into the field and couldn't believe what he saw.

"MR. UNICORN! I FOUND YOU!"

Seriously. The End.