Ok, so here it goes:

1. No, I have not died...

2. Yes, I did fail several exams (I am NOT joking, I got under 50% for 2 of my tests)

3. Yes, I did lose a certain USB containing all sacred fanfic files...

4. Yes, I am currently in the process of re-writing chapter 6 (it'll be out soon, I PROMISE!)

5. Yes, it does contain Itachi's official appearance

6. Yes, there will be plenty of (underage, baby, off limits) Sasuke

7. No, Sakura will not be in it (are you guys happy about that? Leave a review and let me know)

8. Yes, I did see Pirates of the Caribbean 4

9. No, I did not like it

10. Yes, I have booked tickets to go see Harry Potter

11. Yes, I will cry

12. No, I am not enjoying calculus

13. Yes, I am actually missing trig (can you believe it?)

14. Yes, I started thinking about fanfic randomly during class

15. Yes, I will get this fic over and done with by the end of the (next) year :P

16. Yes, I busted my school laptop (for those of you who live in Australia, you'd know what I'm talking about. The laptop that we get in yr 9? Yeh, the screen's hinge literally shattered...)

17. Yes, I will be turning 17 in under a month. Huzzah for oldness ._.