Random

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This is just as the title says; Random. Erm, anyways, enjoy!

As Hiroki walked down the hallway he noticed something on the bulletin board.

Rated: M

His eyes widened and he spit out the coffee he was drinking. "Nowaki you bastard! What the hell did you do?" He demanded. Nowaki poked his head out the bathroom door still brushing his teeth.

Taking the toothbrush out of his mouth he replied, "I didn't do anything Hiro-san."

"The hell you didn't! Explain to me what this is!" Hiroki yelled angrily pointing towards the notice on the board. Nowaki walked over to his disgruntled lover and took a look at the board.

"Hm, I'm pretty sure it's the rating of the story, Hiro-san." Nowaki said, scratching the back of his head as he turned back towards Hiroki.

"I know what it is!" Hiroki fumed. "I was asking why it's M!"

"Maybe it has something to do with the author's name." Nowaki pondered.

"You idiot, why the hell would she choose the first letter of her name as the rating?"

"Because then it means that it's rated M for mature—"

"Which she is clearly not." Hiroki huffed, crossing his arms over his chest.

"And that means there's either; A) excessive amounts of cussing, B) violence involving horrific amounts of blood and guts, C) graphic sex scenes or D) a combination of them all. But, judging how this is a yaoi it's probably going to be C." Nowaki explained, smiling brightly.

"You bastard, well I'm not doing it!" Hiroki exclaimed as he stomped away. "The other idiots can have it!"

"Ah! Hiro-san!" Nowaki yelled as he chased after his lover.

"I wonder what that was about." Misaki wondered curiously as he came out of one of the rooms. Frowning, he looked at the bulletin board. "Gah!" He quickly tore the paper off and crumpled it in his hand. 'I can't let Usagi-san see this.'

"Misaki, what are you doing?" Akihiko asked, startling the teen.

"AHHH!" Misaki screeched, jumping around to face the man. "Geez, you scared me, Usagi-san." He breathed clutching onto his chest.

Akihiko eyed the paper in Misaki's hand. "What's that?"

"What? This? Oh, it's nothing." Misaki replied, hiding it behind his back.

"Let me see it, Misaki." Akihiko said, holding out his hand.

"It's just some trash I'll go throw it away." Misaki said. He quickly turned away from the man and tried running away, but Akihiko was too fast for him. Akihiko's arms wrapped around the boy's waist and pulled him up to his chest.

"Give it to me, Misaki." Akihiko ordered softly, nipping the boy's ear lightly. Misaki bit back a moan and gulped, feeling his resolve crumble. He felt the familiar heat pool up inside his stomach as Akihiko began rubbing him intimately. Sighing, Misaki allowed himself to lean against Akihiko's chest. Smirking, Akihiko snatched the paper away and let go of Misaki.

"AH! GIVE THAT BACK!" Misaki yelled. Unfortunately, because of his short height he was unable to obtain the piece of paper before Akihiko read it. Akihiko smiled seductively and Misaki gulped. Quickly, he turned and tried running away. Tried being the operative word. "PUT ME DOWN THIS INSTANT, USAGI-SAN!"

Miyagi looked out from his room at the two, watching as Akihiko carried Misaki away. He scratched his head and frowned confusedly. "I wonder what's up with them."

"They're all crazy if you ask me." Shinobu huffed as he walked past him. Miyagi just shrugged and went back into his room.

I need to find something better to do in my spare time... anyways, updates for my other stories should be coming more swiftly now that my computer's fixed. Sorry for making you all wait so long. Anyways, review if you liked this little ficlet.