Title: Second Weakness

Author: WingedWolf 121

Summary: It all started with winning Nationals. Really, Kurt was surprised that Sue felt like she had an obligation to help him out. Even more surprising was that her little tip about Jesse's sexuality seemed to be correct. Kurt/Jesse

A/N: I know I should be updating "Dance of Love" but I had this idea about Kurt and Jesse that wouldn't let me go. I also want to say that while I got the idea because Jonathan Groff is gay, his performance on Glee is spectacular and completely straight, regardless of what annoying authors in Newsweek think. I just felt like slashing these two, because I think they're cute together.

It all started with Coach Sylvester. Kurt was still high off actually winning that enormous trophy, and the knowledge that a good part of it had been thanks to his 15 minute Celine Dion number.

"Gay kid!" Kurt motioned for Brittany to go on and turned to look at the Coach. "I realize that your number played a substantial part in winning me my sixth straight national championship."

Kurt opened his mouth, about to say something along the lines of "Everyone did their part", when the Coach held up a hand.

"Now, never let it be said that Sue Sylvester isn't a fair person, so I figure I might as well give your pathetic little glee club a shot at actually meaning something. Now, who's your main competition at regional's? Vocal Adrenaline, that equally pathetic but better funded club of heartless freaks. But they have one weakness."

"They can't pull off funk?" Sue rolled her eyes.

"You pathetic little glee clubbers, always thinking in music. No, I mean their main singer, the one with the annoying hair. Use him to get them." Kurt frowned and wondered what she was talking about.

"He doesn't care about Rachel, he crushed egg into her forehead and gave her nightmares about chickens." Sue groaned.

"And you claim to be gay…let me tell you, this brilliant mind knows her gays. And I happen to know that Jesse St. James is so deep in the closet, he's fondling Mr. Tumnus."

For a few seconds, Kurt was too blown away by the fact that Sue Sylvester had read the Chronicles of Narnia to realize what she had said.

"What?"

"Go get your gaydar tested gay kid, he dances with beautiful girls all day and never even tries to get dirty with them? Not straight." Sue leaned in, evil written all over her face.

"Now, if I've taught you one thing being a Cheerio, it should have been how to exploit, manipulate, and lie to people. Now go, screw with his head, and take regionals. If Vocal Adrenaline loses, the school will take away their budget, and this acclaimed cheerleading coach knows exactly how to siphon it into a summer project for future cheerleaders, which I will be in charge of. Pick up a brochure in the guidance office."

So it came to be that Kurt was lurking by a very large range rover, wearing tight pants and a silky shirt that would be easy for someone to tear off.

Not that he planned for it to get that far. But he talked this over with Brittany and Santana (The only glee clubbers with real experience in successfully picking up men), and both said that this shirt was the one. It really was a nice shirt too, nearly see through and very good for emphasizing his curves.

According to Santana, gay men liked guys with a bit of curve. Kurt hadn't asked how she knew.

Back to the point, Kurt was freezing in front of a 7-11, wondering what on earth Jesse could be buying that would take him half an hour to pay for. He was at the point of leaving and harassing Jesse tomorrow when he heard footsteps on the pavement.

Kurt stepped in front of the car door, swallowing down his nervousness. Jesse was attractive in that leather jacket, and come to think of it he looked better in leather than Finn.

"You're that Kurt kid from New Directions aren't you?" Jesse asked, eyeing him from over a grocery bag.

"Yes." Oh god oh god, don't throw up over his shoes, that's a huge turn off.

"If this is about Rachel, tell her to send someone else to beat me up. Sending you is insulting." Kurt glared at him.

"Oh believe me, this has nothing to do with that." What was it Mr. Schue said about expressing one's anger in different ways than violence? Because using anger to pitch his voice lower and get that look on Jesse's face was a very productive use of it.

"R-really?" Kurt moved closer, staring right into Jesse's eyes. Oh yes, Sue's gaydar worked perfectly.

"This is completely personal." And then Kurt lunged for him. Jesse didn't even have the chance to form a protest before Kurt was kissing him. For a second the other boy was completely frozen, and then the bag of groceries hit the ground.

Kurt heard them fall with a crash and felt something wet seeping into his loafers, but was really rather busy with this kiss. And wow, had it turned into one hell of a kiss. And fuck, Jesse was enthusiastic about this.

Oh god, was that tongue? No way, Jesse was not going to be the one in control right now, this was his evil scheme!

Kurt twisted so that Jesse was pressed up against the car, and slid a hand down his side. Jesse groaned, and Kurt realized that perhaps this had too much potential to escalate. After all, Jesse's hand was creeping along his waistline, and there was no way in hell Kurt's first time would be in a parking lot.

So he pulled himself out of the kiss, and stood looking at Jesse, panting. The other boy was gaping at him, looking rather adorable with his shirt messed up and his pants…okay, looking at his pants was most definitely out.

"I'll see you at Regionals Jesse." With that Kurt turned and went to his baby, which, he was happy to note, was bigger than Jesse's Rover.

Kurt sighed. More thoughts like that and he end up going back to find out who's car was bigger, and once Jesse regained his senses that might end up with him being punched.

"Wait, what?" Mercedes' voice was full of confusion. "What do you mean, you made sure we'd win regionals?"

Kurt glanced around the choir room to make sure Mr. Schue wasn't going to come in. Most of the glee club was huddled around the piano with him, with the exception of Artie, who could not huddle properly while in a wheelchair.

"It's Jesse." Kurt smiled smugly. "I gave him a taste of his own medicine."

Not surprisingly, Puck figured out what he was talking about first. Dirty minded perv that he was, his first words were "So did you screw him, or what?"

Rachel choked, and the rest of the glee club made similar sounds. Except for Brittany, who gave him a thumbs up.

"No, only kissed him. But I think it was enough." Finn coughed, and Kurt felt a bit of vindictive pleasure. Finn still wasn't forgiven for the "fag" incident by Kurt and his Dad, not entirely.

"You, you, you…" Rachel was almost shaking with fury. "You turned my ex boyfriend gay!"

"Um, actually, that was you cause like, Kurt only kissed him, he was clearly like, unsatisfied before or he wouldn't have really cared." Brittany said. Rachel made a shocked little sound in the back of her throat.

"Thank you Brittany. And I was only doing what was necessary for the glee club. There's no way they're going to be on par for regionals with Jesse not at the top of his game."

"Brilliant." Artie whispered. Puck clapped him on the back, and Mercedes high fived him. Rachel sniffed.

"Though I deny any part in turning Jesse gay, that was a shrewd move Kurt. My congratulations." Kurt beamed.

As Kurt danced on stage to Lady Gaga, he could feel Jesse's eyes on him. The girls plus Kurt had teamed up to make his costume more provocative, and judging by the stare he was getting from Jesse, it was working.

Kurt also made sure to stare at Jesse while he sang. It was obvious that Jesse was seriously off his game, and at the end of "Bohemian Rhapsody", Mercedes was nudging his shoulder and whispering that they had this in the bag.

She was right. New Directions won by a landslide, and Kurt saw several of the kids from Vocal Adrenaline giving Jesse angry looks.

So it wasn't actually that much of a surprise when Jesse grabbed him as he was leaving, dragging him to a random alley by the dumpsters.

"You did that on purpose." Jesse breathed. Kurt wiggled uncomfortably. Jesse was holding him very close, and his hands were sending little tingles straight to his groin.

"You broke Rachel's heart on purpose. Turnabout is fair play." Kurt snapped back. Jesse's grip tightened. Kurt swallowed. He really hoped Jesse wasn't planning on egging him. That had happened before, and Kurt really didn't want his outfit ruined.

"You have no idea…" Then Jesse kissed him. Kurt whimpered, arching against the wall and somehow getting his hands under Jesse's shirt. After a few seconds of what Kurt was pretty sure was what Brittany defined as "Second Base", Kurt shoved Jesse off.

"I am not doing this with you. You're a soulless machine, and I don't trust you." Kurt tugged his jacket back up from where it had fallen on the ground and scowled at the dirt. "I'm sending you the bill from my dry cleaner."

As Kurt strode of the alley, he thought he heard a mutter of "Are you fucking serious?" from behind him.

And wondered if perhaps Jesse had more than "turnabout is fair play" in mind when kissing him.

A/N: Reviews means I will be more motivated to finish this. I do plan on continuing, but it's a hell of a lot harder to write the second chapter than the first. Still, I really like these two and now I'm hoping other people ship them. Anyone who wants to tell me in a review should feel free…

Oh, and don't flame me about the couple. It's fan fiction, I can write what I want. I think Jonathan Groff is a great actor who can play a straight man, this fic isn't meant to say he can't. Besides, I crave cookies. Flames will help me bake them. J