Hey guys! I know it's been awhile since an update, and I'm REALLY sorry. It's just Sophomore year isn't exactly easy. Especially if you're like me and taking all Honors classes.
And there is SO much pressure on me to keep up my 4.0 GPA.
I'm not going to lie and say, "a new update is coming SUPER SOON."
I'll do my BEST to get a new chapter up soon. But no promises :/
My goal is a new chapter before iStart a Fanwar.
DISCLAIMER-Reviews. I don't own them. But YOU do. Wouldn't that be awesome to review and be a part of this story? Yeah that's be sweet X)
NORMAL POV
"I had no idea that Sabrina was that creepy." Caydance noted as her brother was shaking his head while looking down at the floor.
"Yeah, well..." Sawyer mumbled more to himself then to her. "Things change." He said smiling while taking a double look at that picture.
"I suppose so; No offence but all these memories without me are pretty boring." Caydance said as she let out a fake yawn.
"And you wonder why people say you're self-centered."
"Did I tell you to speak?" Caydance barked at her older brother, Sawyer raised his eyebrow and opened his mouth to respond be closed it figuring anything he could possibly say wouldn't help matters whatsoever; so instead he decided to flip the page.
The next page was of a young couple; a blonde haired women with her brown-haired husband carrying an infant in both their arms. It would've been a lovely picture, if it wasn't for a small brunette boy giving a disgusted look towards the younger child.
"Let's skip this page..." Sawyer said as he tried to flip the page, he would've succeeded if it wasn't for his sister to catch his uneasy-ness when it came to this certain picture. She quickly grabbed his hand and bent his thumb back, erecting a yelp from her sibling as she quickly pressed the button. The scene started, whether Sawyer wanted it to or not.
"Who's the cutest little girl in the whole wide world?" A high-pitched voice sounded from across the room. The sound itself came from a man who was holding a child who looked around ten months old.
"Not her..." A young boy who was also in the same room mumbled to himself as he crossed his arms glaring at the baby in the man's arms.
"God Fredricko, as if your unmanly stature wasn't enough, doing those ridiculous voices aren't helping your case." A blonde-haired women said as she strutted into the room that the her children and husband were in, in her hands were a ridiculously large bucket of fried chicken.
"Ha, you're just so funny Sam." Freddie replied sarcastically to Sam as he playfully bounced the baby in his arms. "And just to let you know, my mom said that she recently read a magazine that said that if you coo to your children, that it forms their language development skills much faster then using your normal voice."
"Really? In that case..." Sam put her bucket on the coffee table and sat down next to her husband on the couch. "Can you say, 'Nub'?" Sam cooed towards the child. Freddie glared at her. "That's not funny." Freddie noted as Sam grabbed the child from his arms.
"Whatever, go make yourself useful and turn on the TV." Sam said as she tossed the infant in the air and caught her, causing a high-pitched laughter to come from the baby's mouth.
"Sawyer, what do you want to watch?" Freddie asked as he turned to the small boy who was playing with action figures on the floor.
"The Adventures of Nug Nug and Captain Splunk!" The four-year old excitedly blurted out. Sam scoffed.
"No way, we're watching 'When Ninja's Attack.' They're having a special on throwing stars." Sam said as she stood up and yanked the remote from Freddie's hand.
"Not that stupid show again, besides me and Sawyer both want to watch Nug Nug and Splunk. Two against one." Freddie said as he grabbed the remote back from his wife.
"Ok, let me rephrase that for you. Me against my son and Fredweird. I think that means I win." Sam said as she kicked Freddie in his knee-caps, causing him to collapse on the floor. She smirked as she grabbed the remote from the floor while her husband was in intense pain.
"Mama, can I sit with you?" Sawyer asked sweetly, Sam raised her eyebrows suspiciously but shrugged and patted the cushion next to her.
"Go ahead, no one's stopping you...Especially not your father." Sam said as she turned her head over to Freddie who was still moaning on the floor grabbing at his legs.
"Well, I meant me and you. Not her." Sawyer said as he glared at the child in his mom's arms.
"Sawyer, Caydance can't go on the floor while your dad's on the floor too...You remember what happened last week." Sam sighed as she shifted her daughter into a more comfortable position on her lap. Sawyer looked over at his dad, he still had the lump from when Caydance threw a block at his head.
"Fine, can't she go to bed or something then?" Sawyer whined as he crossed his arms.
"Dude, it's only four."
"Exactly. Don't babies need alot of sleep?"
"Do I sense a hint of jealousy?" Sam asked playfully while tickling her daughter's neck making her let out a series of delighted squeals.
"No. I just think all she does is cry, eat and poop. Whenever we're watching TV she just starts to scream for no reason." Sawyer said as he pointed his finger at his baby sister. Sam opened her mouth to respond but was interrupted by a loud moan of pain coming from her husband.
"Aw, come on. I hardly hit you. Man up." Sam said as she carefully put Caydance on the floor and walked over to Freddie and helped him up.
"I swear I heard a crack!"
"You're just a baby. I'll go get you ice...Only if you limp with me to the kitchen." Sam said with a devilish grin forming on her face.
"Why?" Freddie groaned as he held onto the arm of the couch, with his left leg lifted in the air.
"Because it will entertain me..." Sam said slowly, as if talking to a child.
"Whatever." Freddie said as he limped towards the kitchen, Sam followed in suit."
Once Sawyer knew that his parents were out of earshot, he walked across the room towards his sister who was holding onto the coffee table in an attempt to start walking by herself.
"I hate you." Sawyer said as he pushed his sister down, Caydance giggled thinking it was a joke. "What? You think that's funny?" He spotted an empty cardboard box across the room. "Well then you'll think this is even funnier."
Sawyer raced over to the box and grabbed a roll of duct tape and a black marker. He laid the box on it's side, and placed a piece of chicken inside of it.
"Come here, Caydance. Come get the chicken. Come here, girl!" Sawyer dog-called to his sister in a high-pitched voice while leaning down urging with his hands for her to crawl over.
Maybe it was in the Puckett's blood, but that child crawled over to the box as fast as her chubby legs could take her. Once she was inside the box, Sawyer tipped it over so it was on it's regular side and his sister was fully inside the box.
He quickly taped the box shut and wrote using the black marker, 'TO PERU', in large sloppy letters. He quickly slid the box back to it's original spot and went back to his business playing with his action figures when his parents came back in.
"Sam, I swear to God if you broke my leg..." Freddie threatened as he limped back into the living room.
"It's not broken, if it was you would be crying for your Mommy." Sam mocked as she punched his arm playfully, but still caused a soft 'ouch' from Freddie.
"Whatever. Just never do that again" Freddie warned as he rubbed his sore arm.
"Don't tell me what to do." Sam said nonchalantly while she faked kicking him, causing him to let out a girly squeal and to make a violent spasm, which could hardly be classified as a flinch.
"Not funny!" Freddie screamed, with his voice drenched with distaste.
"I thought it was hilarious, I bet Caydance thought so too." Sam said while silently chuckling as she threw herself on the couch.
"Where is Caydance?" Freddie asked while curiously looking through the room.
"I don't know, I put her on the floor to play with Sawyer while you were freaking out about your knee." Sam said as she grabbed a drumstick from her bucket of chicken.
"Sawyer, where did your sister go?" Freddie asked nervously while limping across the room, looking under chairs and tables.
"I dunno. It's not my job to watch her." Sawyer mumbled as he made his pirate action figure beat up the ninja warrior action figure. Sam got up and wiped her greasy fingers on the couch cushion.
"First thing. Let's be realistic, that ninja could kick that pirate's ass. Secondly I saw you get up to go over to your sister. Where is she?" Sam asked placing her hands on her hips, staring her son down in a menacing fashion.
"I told you! I don't know!" Sawyer yelled as he slammed his action figures down and ran into his room and slammed the door. A second later a giggle was heard inside the box.
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Sawyer dropped his backpack at the door with his best friend, Sabrina, at his side. Sam said a quick 'hi' to them and said she was going to take a shower and for them to watch Caydance.
When the two went into the living room, they noticed that the infant was in her playpen.
"I don't know, she seems pretty cute to me." Sabrina said turning her head to the side, as if to inspect the child.
"Yeah right. She's evil! She's trying to take my Mama and Dad away from me. All she has to do is cry and they both surround her. If I cry I get a speech on how not to 'make a scene' in the middle of an art gallery show when Uncle Spencer is presenting his new sculptor." Sawyer complained as he crossed his arms.
"That's why I'm happy it's just me and my Daddy." Sabrina cheerfully said as she walked over to the couch and turned on the TV to an episode of Girly Cow.
"I mean, I try to send her to Peru and I'm not allowed to eat meat for two weeks!" Sawyer yelled out in an exasperated tone.
"Yeah I know, and you stole my turkey sandwiches from me everyday at lunch for those two weeks." Sabrina said sadly as she looked at the TV once again.
"Hey, I have an idea." Sawyer said while his mother's infamous grin crossed his face. Caydance turned her head to him, but her smile vanished when she saw that grin he had,
"Uh-oh...I don't like your ideas when you have that smile. Last time you had that smile I had to go to hospital cuz I broke my arm." Sabrina said crossing her arms.
"Do you want to be my best friend or not?" Sawyer asked while rolling his eyes.
"Yes!" Sabrina said in a desperate tone, a confident smile crossed Sawyer's face.
"Good. Now go get me your scissors from your backpack. I think my sister needs a haircut." Sawyer said while walking towards his sister who was happily playing with a toy dump-truck in her play pen.
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"I don't know what to do with you, Sawyer!" Freddie scolded as he paced the living room floor looking down at his son who was sitting down cross-legged on the carpet. "First, you try and ship your sister out of the country. Next you basically try and make her go bald."
"What's wrong with you, you freak of nature?" Sam asked with her usual sarcastic tone missing while she bounced her daughter on her lap.
"I don't get it. Are we just not spending enough time with you? Is that it?" Freddie asked, even at this age Sawyer knew not to answer questions when his dad was upset.
"Chill Fredstrict. I did way worse things to Melanie." Sam said placing Caydance on the floor.
"This is different! You're...You're...-"
"Sam? And that's Sawyer. What are you trying to say?" Sam asked while crossing her arms in a defiant pose. Freddie's face suddenly was devoid of color.
"I...I didn't...I-"
"Yeah, whatever. Looks like we won't be trying for another Caydance for awhile. If you catch my drift." Sam said sitting back down. Freddie raced over to the couch, his face bright red from all the blushing he was doing.
"Sam! You know I didn't mean it like that!" Freddie began, Sawyer just blocked them out. He went to reach for his action figure, but noticed that his sister was already happily playing with it. He tried to alert his parents, but they were to busy kissing on the couch.
Jeeze, they make up fast."Give me that Caydance!" Sawyer shouted at his younger sister. Caydance just tilted her head to the side and pointed at him.
"Sawy-ah!" She gurgled out while handing the action figure back to her brother. Sawyer's eyes grew wide.
"Mama! Dad! Did you hear that! Caydance just said my name!" Sawyer yelled jumping up and down getting the attention of his parents who, just a second ago, seemed like they were attached by their mouths.
"So?" Sam asked while leaning her head against her husbands shoulder.
"That's the only word she knows. She's crazy about you." Freddie noted while smiling.
"She is?" Sawyer asked while he carefully examined his sister. She was smiling at her brother.
"Sawy-ah! Sawy-ah!" She gleefully squealed. Sawyer smiled.
"You know, maybe you aren't so bad after all. But keep your grubby hands away from my action figures." Sawyer said as he grabbed his pirate action figure away from his sister.
So I'm like SUPER sorry I haven't updated soon. But you know Sophomore year is kicking my ass. AND I have to keep up my 4.0 GPA so :/