So I know this fic is really random but it wouldn't be so random if you were me because I base a lot of this stuff off of random things in my life

Anyway this is kinda just whatever pops into my head while watching Seventh Heaven reruns…that show is the best :D

AgentB hello germany!

Lancelot what?

AgnetB I don't know something trending on twitter

Lancelot ok…hello

EddieM hollo!

Lancelot hey

AngelaH hey guys!

AgentB hey Ange! How's it feel to not be pregnant anymore?

AngelaH ummm good?

AgentB cool!

EddieM no more prego

AngelaH yeah…

AgentB so how's baby?

AngelaH he's great!

AgentB yay!

EddieM hey isn't your girl pregnant Booth?

AgentB she is!

CarolineJ Doctor Brennan is pregnant with Seeley Booth's baby?

AgentB uhh….

AngelaH yup!

CarolineJ Seeley Booth! I cannot believe you! Why wasn't I told?

AgentB umm…sorry?

CarolineJ sorry? SORRY?

CarolineJ has just logged off

AgentB crap. She's gonna kill me

EddieM good luck brah

AHacker Boothie!

AgentB Hacker…

AHacker you have to let me babysit I LOVE BABIES!

AgentB umm… yeah I'll have to think about that

EddieM I was just googling babies and I saw this pic and a guy was eating a baby sandwich!

AgentB WHAT?

EddieM yeah it was so cool baby sandwiches! :D

AHacker That Is Disgusting! Who Are You?

EddieM chill he wasn't actually going to eat the baby it was just wrapped up in some bread

AgentB well you are not making a sandwich with MY baby

Wendella OMG FOOD! I'M SO HUNGRY!

AHacker how does the thought of a baby sandwich make you hungry?

AgentB Wendell just likes food. A lot.

Wendella yes fooooooooooooood

AgentB speaking of food I've been craving hard for some choco chip cookies

Wendella wooooooo

AgentB I was watching seventh heaven reruns and GOOD! NESS! They make and eat chocolate chip cookies ALL THE TIME!

AngelaH I know! It's just milk and cookies all over the place!

AgentB and they're home made and look soooooo tasty!

AngelaH mmmhmmm!

AgentB Bones I need you to come home now!

TBrennan what? Why? I'm working you know

AgentB but you have to make me some cookies!

TBrennan Booth! I am NOT making you cookies! Make them yourself!

AgentB ugh but I can't! I can't bake

TBrennan just because I am a woman does not mean I can either

AgentB I bet angela makes hodgins cookies

TBrennan good for Angela

AngelaH nuh uhh I will not tolerate these get in the kitchen woman jokes any longer!

EddieM heh heh heh

AgentB meh fine!

TBrennan I'm getting back to work now!

AgentB I have milk but no cookies! Don't you feel bad for me Bones?

TBrennan no.

AgentB this makes me so sad! And mad! I'm Smad! I need some cookies!

Lancelot ya know Booth it's interesting how you refuse to bake because you are a man

AgentB no no no no! I'm going to get some cookies BYE SWEETS!

AgentB has just logged off

AngelaH ya know Sweets you really should just keep your thoughts to yourself sometimes

Lancelot yeah…

Who wants some Choco cookies? ME!