Phase Panic!

Because I'm listening to Panic! At the Disco, I Write Sins Not Tragedies.

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Carlos POV

I've been dared (by Kendall) to try and figure out if Logan likes me. I'm not sure yet so I'm treating it like a game. If he doesn't, I'll just pretend he knew it was a game all along and try to forget about it. If he does, I'll forget that it's a game, which it won't be.

Phase One. Ask Logan What he thinks of gay people. If positive, ask what he would do if I were gay.

"Logan, what do you think of gay people?" He spits out his drink and coughs. I don't even blink.

"They're nice, just normal people. Why?" I ignore his question.

"What would you do if I were gay?"

"I don't know. Hope you aren't messing with me?" I flash a smile at him, say thanks, and walk away.

Phase One Status: Complete.

Phase Two. Tell Logan that I think I'm gay. Do not reveal current affections for him.

"Logan?"

"Yes?"

"I think I'm gay."

"What? Why?"

"I kinda like someone…" He glances at me in surprise, hope hidden unsuccessfully.

"Who?"

"Not telling yet. I'm still scared." I walk away again.

Phases Two Status: Complete.

Phase Three. Kiss Logan. Act like it was nothing.

"Logan! There's a giant spider in the closet! Come get it before James freaks!" He was in the kitchen.

"Okay!" "I don't see a spider."

I press my lips to his briefly. I pull back and smile. "You're right, there is no spider." I flee the crime scene.

Phase Three Status: Complete.

Phase Four. Point a dirty joke at Logan.

We're all eating ice cream by the pool. Katie walks by.

Logan "That's a big ice cream cone, Katie."

Me. I look at Logan. "I've seen bigger." James blushes. Kendall smirks. Logan blinks and looks away.

Phase Four Status: Complete.

Phase Five. Corner Logan and-

Logan pins me to the wall. My brows furrow. "What are you doing?"

He bites my neck… hard. "What do you think?" He smashes our lips together. Teeth clash. "You've been driving me insane!" Mind numbing kiss ensues.

Plan Five Status: Terminated.

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I don't like this very much. It seemed awkward.