Ways to annoy, scare or confuse Hobbes

1. Get him and Ryan drunk. Sneak Ryan in his bed

2. Take compromising pictures

3. Steal his weapons

4. Tell him Marcus has been stalking him

5. Call him Kylie

6. Ask him to sing Red Blooded Woman

7. Draw parallels between him and Severus Snape

8. Tell him the V's have now also framed him for 9/11

9. Shave his beard

10. Die his beard and moustache white

11. … call him Santa Clause

12. … and insist that he come down the chimney and bring you presents

13. Tie him up and mail him to the FBI headquarters

14. Tell him he's pregnant

15. Tell him Ryan is the father

16. Superglue wanted posters of him all over his hideout

17. Replace all of his clothes with convict clothes

18. Tell him they bring out the color in his eyes

19. Send him a harmonica for Christmas.

20. Superglue a picture of Paul Kendrick on the lenses of all his security cameras while he's in the bathroom

21. Install "You'll never take me alive, copper" as his ringtone

22. … or Prison Blues

23. Paint his weapons pink

24. Encourage him to annoy Erica

25. ... or tell her he gave Parker's research to Marcus

26. … but make sure to send her a stun gun first

27. Put superglue on the handles of his knives

28. Tell him his lady contact is a V

29. Ask him to sing Cellblock Tango

30. Make him take the V empathy test.

31. Tell him he failed

32. … and that his score was higher than Jack's

33. … and how you always knew he was a softie

34. Tell him his accent is fake (I love his accent)

I also added a few on Anna