Lan and his NetNavi, Megaman, were best of friends. They spent their days surfing the net and busting viruses. Currently the world was under the threat of an organization known as WWW, and only these two could stop them.

Just then… ROLL WAS KIDNAPPED!

"Oh no today is Tuesday!" Lan says to his partner. "Now we have to find out who kidnapped Roll this week!"

Megaman replies, "hey let's ask this guy who looks like me for some bizarre reason!" As Megaman got closer, the stranger shoots at him! "Gasp! That is a sign of aggression! He is the kidnapper!"

AND THEY FOUGHT… but I'll skip that because I have little motivation to write a detailed battle.

"Oh no I have been slain!" groans the stranger.

The stranger's blaster, known better as Omega-Xis, shouts, "cut the crap Geo, we must rescue your possible but not completely confirmed girlfriend!"

"Your possible but not completely confirmed girlfriend was kidnapped?" gasps Megaman. "My possible but not completely confirmed girlfriend has been kidnapped as well!"

"Then let us band together and save both our possible but not completely confirmed girlfriends!" declares Geo.

Lan cheers. "Onwards to our epic quest!"

"Holy hell was that a ghost?" inquired Omega-Xis.

And so Megaman and his new partner Geo journeyed far and wide to the villain's lair (which was like three inches from where they fought each other). Inside was the damsels in distress, the kidnapper groping them in pure bliss.

"I am Clockman!" says… Clockman. "I travel through time and kidnap attractive women for no apparent reason!"

"Release your prisoners right now!" Megaman orders while pointing at the enemy.

"And if I refuse?" asked Clockman.

Omega-Xis answers, "then you better know how to tell time through your rectum."

Our heroes whip out their weapons and fire! Clockman however was prepared for this, and went back in time and killed their ancestors. And in an instant the good guys vanished out of existence!

Clockman laughed at his success. "What fools they are to think they could fight a time traveler! Now to enjoy some nice sweet pus… wait, what is that noise?"

Because the main characters cannot save the world anymore, history has been altered and evil prevails. In the course of two centuries Earth suffered from evil organizations, killer NetNavis, an alien invasion, and like two meteor attacks.

It didn't take long for God to find Clockman and bring the criminal to His court. Yeah, I put religion in this story. What are you going to do about it?

God booms ", you are found guilty of changing history. For a crime complex as this, I hereby sentence you an eternity as a Robot Master in Mega Man 1..."

Clockman smirks. "I get to be in a classic? That doesn't sound like a punishment to me."

"…the PC version…"

"!"

End.