Hey everyone!

This is my new fiction!

I know! I know I have many fictions going on… but believe me most of the updates are almost ready. They just need some tweaking. Plus, I had this chapter complete on my computer for a while now. (I will be updating my fictions including "Misused" and "Pillar of support" in a day or so).

Anyway…

For anyone who read my other fictions: If you thought I couldn't get any weirder, I just did!

For everyone else:

My fictions usually include BDSM, Abuse, loooooots of spanking (You have no idea!), Yaoi, Lemon, and some other fetishes.

So let me tell you this; this fiction will only get stranger!

Beware; cross-dressing!

This is a pilot, so please review and let me know if I should continue or not.

Chapter 1, "A Beautiful girl!"

The raven sat in his regular coffee shop reading the morning newspaper. He enjoyed the soft oblique light that entered from the large glass window just next to him. Bored with the article he was skimming, he glanced outside lowering the paper.

Everyone were busy doing there thing as usual. That was the reason he loved the city life; no one intruded, no one forced their opinions and judgments, and no one bother to pretend to care about him. He loved the one thing people hated about the city, and loathed everything people loved about the country side.

When he was just about to divert his attention back to a catchy headline in the front page, his eyes caught a glimpse of a long flowing blond hair. He tilted his head trying to avoid the logo printed on the transparent window in order get a clearer look.

He saw a skinny tanned girl with skin that carried a pure blush of baby pink. She wore a flowing peach silky dress that was short on the hips. Her unruly hair was waist length, and held a golden degree of blond that looked more or less angelic. Yet, Sasuke noticed some of the strands torn as if someone dragged her around clutching the curls. Her lips were plum and swollen, and tinted with smudged pink- peach glossy lip stick. Suddenly, his eyes landed on her most striking feature; two wide sky blue eyes contoured with thick eyelashes.

Sasuke swallowed. He never liked girls, or either sex for that matter, but that girl was more stunning than anyone or anything he had seen in his twenty- four years old life. He flinched when he noticed that the girl was distressed. She was disoriented, and bumping into pedestrians like a blind kitty.

He debated walking over and helping her, but his Uchiha ego got in the way. He just sat staring at the exquisite beauty. He swallowed again, and reached for his coffee. As soon as the liquid met his lips, he almost spat; apparently, the scorching liquid cooled down while he was dwelling on the girl. Is she that compelling? He wondered.

Suddenly, he noticed that some men were starting to take advantage of the baffled stuck condition the girl was in. Men were passing by, and intentionally fanning her hand underneath her short dress so it would fly up, and they would get to see-

Naked rear flesh flashed him. Sasuke stood in shock when he noticed that girl wasn't wearing any underwear. He wasn't the only one who was so observant, instead a group of thugs standing at the opposite side of the street noticed too. The Uchiha sat back down.

Soon, the boys circled the girl. They laughed as they taunted her. One guy would smack her on the ass, while the other would pinch her nipple lightly. When one of the guys gripped the girls arm, and started pulling her away, she bit at his hand but missed. The stubborn but frail girl persisted.

The by-standers didn't intervene. Most looked amused, and the rest just looked the other way. Yet, one by- stander didn't remain passive for long.

"Leave her alone!" Sasuke glared at the thugs.

"Hey man! It's none of your business, okay? Just be on your way. She is not your woman!" One gangster answered.

The raven narrowed his eyes noticing that although he was a strong man, they out numbered him. Unexpectedly, he gripped her hand, and shouted, "How many times did I tell you not to wear this dress!"

The girl opened her eyes wide, and was about to retort when she noticed that the thugs started to walk away. They were muttering something about men who couldn't keep their women behaved.

Sasuke waited until the men were out of sight, and then started dragging her in to an alley. She pulled back, but he was too sturdy to resist. When he finally stopped, he took a clearer look at the girl. His jaw dropped. Is she a boy?

He had long hair, and even had make up on. Yet, his face although feminine was surely a man's face. Is he a cross-dresser?

"What were you doing?" Sasuke frowned.

"What do you mean?"

"Why were you standing in the middle of the street wearing almost nothing, and bumping into people? Did you want them to rape you? Would that have made you feel pretty, you idiot!" Sasuke spat rudely at the blond guy.

The boy just glared back at Sasuke, and pouted.

"Answer me!"

"Teme! I was lost!"

"Lost in this!" Sasuke pointed at he- his out fit. He never cared for questioning other's decisions in life, but that guy's was just asking for it.

"What's wrong with it?"

Sasuke hissed. He wondered if he was just pretending to be an idiot, or if he was actually one. "Where do you live?"

The boy paused for a second, and seemed as if he was thinking something over. "I don't know! I guess… I don't have a place to live anymore."

Sasuke raised an eyebrow, but decided against questioning the other's statement. He didn't wish to be stuck helping someone deal with a bookie or something. "Do you have someone to call?"

The blond looked at the gadget the other held in his hand, and pointed, "What is that?"

The Uchiha raised his eyebrow even higher. Is he kidding me? "That's a mobile phone. Now, tell me if you want to call someone. I don't have any more time to was-"

"Master had one too."

"What kind of sick joke are you playing on me? Or is it a perverted role-play game that you and your 'master' are pla-"

"Role-play? I don't know what you are talking about! Master doesn't play games."

Sasuke hissed and mocked, "Well, I hope you have a nice life with your master. I will be leaving now-"

"Will you help me?" The boy tilted his head innocently.

Sasuke ignored the other's plead, and walked past the blond colliding with his shoulder. Suddenly, the dress's strap slid to the side exposing one tan-nipple. Unexpectedly, the boy chirped, and slapped a very astonished raven.

Sasuke instantly pushed the other into the wall, and raised his hand up ready to land a clout. Yet, he paused. He saw the girlish boy stare him in the eye defiantly although heboy was shivering.

"What did you do that for?" He glared daggers.

"Because… you… saw me, you… I don't know." The other blushed, and looked away.

He gulped trying to resist the temptation that was suddenly overcoming him. "You really have nowhere to go?"

"No."

"Why?"

"A-"

"And be honest, or I will not be helping you!"

"I… I ran away from master… because…"

"Because?"

"He hurt Haku… and was going to hurt me too."

"Hurt you how? And Haku who?"

"Haku is my sister!" Naruto looked up, "My name is Naruto, by the way. You?"

"Not before you tell me how he was going to hurt you?"

"He said it was time for me to be a full girl… I didn't think it would hurt… but Haku couldn't stop crying afterwards… and she couldn't get out of bed… and she bled all over… everywhere! Then he took her away, and I didn't see her since then. Then, when it was my turn, I ran away…" He raised his hands up in an exaggerated motion.

"If someone is trying to hurt you, you should go to the police station-"

"What's a police station?"

"You are kidding me, right?"

"No… Hey, why are there so many men here?"

"Here? You mean the city?"

"Outside," He stated with a serious voice, indicating for Sasuke that he was not kidding.

"There is men everywher-"

"I thought master was the only man!"

"Excuse me?"

"And girls look different too… they have biiiiiig nipples!"

Does he mean big breasts?

"You know, the police station has a guy who can answer all of you question!" Sasuke smiled trying to fool the other guy into walking with him to the police station. The teen, who was around nineteen, was clearly someone who escaped from a mental institution. He was probably dangerous too, Sasuke figured.

"Really? Can that guy tell me where I can find Haku?" The other pursed his lips cutely.

"Sure!"

"Thank you! You are not as much of a bastard as I originally thought. I will put a star under your name!"

A star under my name? Definitely someone who escaped from a mental institution!

"Hn. Thank you…"

They walked towards the police station, but suddenly Naruto stopped and clutched his growling stomach.

"Is something wrong?"

"Food!" The blond said giving the other puppy eyes. He rubbed the back of his head in a surprisingly boyish motion, and then sniffed leaning his head towards the ramen shop on the opposite side of the street.

"They have the best food at police stations!" He humored the other.

"Do they have chocolate cake?"

"Yes, they do. They have everything!"

"Even snails? I heard some people eat snails… alive! One of my sisters, when I was young, ate a worm. I wonder if snails and worms taste the sam-" The boy started ranting loudly.

"Lower your voice, or Shut up!" Sasuke said strictly, but was shocked when the boy started pouting cutely. He hissed cussing himself for being so powerless against tears. "It's a rule here. You can't talk out loud, or they will punish you."

"Punish me? Spank me like master does?"

"Yes. What did he spank you with?"

"Everything!" Naruto squeaked.

"The belt?"

"Yes!" He nodded with eyes wide open in fear and shock.

"Well, they tie people with loud voices up, and smack them with the belt twice as hard as your master did!"

The cute blond squeaked again, and slapped his hand over his mouth. He spoke a few muffled words that Sasuke couldn't hear, but didn't care to either.

The raven started walking again, but then noticed that the other wasn't following him.

"Why aren't you following?"

He turned, and saw the blond pouting. He eyed the ramen restaurant with sad eye.

Sasuke sighed, "Fine, we will eat before we head for the police."

XXXXX

Naruto wiggled on his chair, looking left and right. "Baby!" He pointed at a small child.

Sasuke ignored the other, and proceeded to order for him. When the waiter asked him if his friend was okay, he just answered, "Hn. She was dropped on her head as a child."

"I was supposed to get a baby after becoming a full girl. Master said the angels would reward me with a baby! But… I was afraid." The happy tone faded out of his voice.

"You are a guy. You can't have babies-"

"I am a girl! It is just that I am not a full girl!" The other retorted angrily, raising his voice.

"Don't raise your voice, or you know what they will do to you! Can you see how this guy is looking at you? Wow, is he wearing a leather belt?" Although aloof Sasuke was used to dealing with children. His brother had two naughty boys, and to be honesty Sasuke didn't object to corporal punishment. In fact, he went as far as administering some of the punishments himself.

Naruto bit his lips, and squeezed his thighs together in fear. "Sorry, don't let them hurt me… please!"

"As long as you behave!" The raven then glared at the people eye the boy for his strange outfit, "If you like to cross dress, you shouldn't be wearing something so… revealing!"

"Cross dress? You don't like my dress? My master got it for me because I had twenty stars under my name. Haku always got the stars… not me. But since Haku wasn't there…"

Sasuke sighed, "You know the difference between a guy and a girl, right?"

"Yes! Do you think I am stupid or something!"

"Well, please let me hear you explain." Sasuke spoke in an interested mocking voice.

"Guys wear guy clothes, and girls wear girl clothes. I used to think that master was the only guy… but… Well, we should obey master. Sometimes, I miss behave-"

"Can you not wonder off topic!" Sasuke ordered dryly.

"Teme! Don't mock me!"

"Well, dope, don't provoke me into mocking you."

"I take what I said back; you are a bigger bastard than-"

"What would have your master done if you called him bastard?"

Naruto swallowed at the mental image, point taken. "Well, I am a girl because master said I am a girl."

"Oh really! Then what's the bulge in your pants?" Sasuke had noticed a while ago that that Naruto's manhood was obvious if you paid enough attention to his groin when sitting down.

"I said I wasn't a full girl!"

Sasuke raised an eyebrow, No, that means you are a guy. "Hn. Whatever."

The waiter was back with one plate of steaming ramen. He placed it infront of Naruto, and walked away.

"You ordered macaroni? I don't like macaroni!"

"That's not- whatever, just eat!" He gave up.

As soon as the heavenly food met Naruto's lips, he grinned. His eyes sparkled, "This is amazing! That guy has the best macaroni ever!"

"That's ramen, not macar-"

"Best ramen ever! Can I have more?"

"You can't be done with the one you have alrea-" Sasuke was shocked to see that Naruto had already finished his first bowl.

"One more pork ramen!" Sasuke called out for the waiter. What did I get myself into!

Should I continue?