Exaggeration

"OW! Damn it, Cartman!

"Stay still, you stupid Jew!"

Both Kenny and Stan glanced at each other curiously from the couch. "Should we...?" Kenny asked. Stan nodded silently, and turned off the video game they had been playing. Slowly, they crept toward the bedroom door, and both boys listened to the sounds inside...

"It's too big! You can't get it out! Oh God!

"Just shut up! I'll tear it out if I have ta!"

Kenny wore a perverted grin, while Stan just looked sick...

"Just ease it out...Please!"

"Gawd Jew! You're whining now?"

A sharp slap and obscenities reached their ears from the room. "This is getting good~! Kenny squealed. Stan puked on the carpet..."Dude..." Kenny groaned in disgust.

"AH! JESUS CHRIST! STOP IT ERIC!"

Kenny's eyes widened and Stan sat there quietly staring at the door...

"...Jew? Since when did ya call me that?"

"I just wanted you to stop! ...Maybe, you should just...Go ahead and jerk it out..."

"Finally ya agree! Kay, Imma gonna count ta three..."

"Eh..."

"1...2...3..!"

"AHHHH! MUTHERFUCKER! CRAPTASTIC SANTA!"

"...What the hell? Jew, calm down!"

"...Ah...It still stings"

"Just be glad ya Jew mom didn't see!"

By now Kenny and Stan couldn't let this go on! They had to save Kyle from being raped! XD They broke the door down and ran inside. "ALRIGHT FAT-ASS! PULL UP YOUR PANTS AND STEP AWAY FROM THE GAY JEW!" Kenny yelled at Cartman. Stan was hugging Kyle and whispering words of comfort...

"...Waht the fuck are you gaiz talkin about?" Cartman said in monotone. Kyle was just fuming; and each second his face turned a little redder..."I'M NOT GAY DAMMIT!" Kyle screeched, knocking Stan off. It was about this time they noticed a big wound on Kyle's foot...

"...A nail?" Kenny tried. "Yes, Cartman ripped up my damn carpet and drove a FUCKING NAIL THROUGH MY FOOT!" Kyle roared at Cartman. "It wasn't my fucking fault you don't staple your carpet like the normal people!" Cartman retorted...

Kenny sighed and grumbled disappointed...'Aw! I was hoping for some Jew porn!' He stomped out frustrated. Stan fainted after getting a good look at the oozing would full of blood...Cartman and Kyle just kept on arguing...