Star Searching

"Look at that one, Cartman!" Kyle laughed. Cartman rolled his eyes lazily as he laid back in his beach chair. Kyle sighed and glanced back towards him. "Can you at least try to have fun? I mean the ocean is so calm at night…" He asked pleading. Cartman sighed and grumbled. "Do ah have ta?" He whined. Kyle huffed and looked back up towards the night sky; the sand crunching between his toes. 'The stars are so beautiful tonight…' Kyle thought sadly. He rested his chin on his legs. Cartman; for some reason, had a warning sign going off in his head. 'He's gonna cry you idiot!' The warning cried. Cartman cringed and slowly put his arm around Kyle; and without missing a beat Kyle wrapped his arms around Cartman's flab. "Hmm…Thank you…Eric." Kyle mumbled. Cartman blushed a little and grunted in response.

Kyle giggled and cuddled into the fat boy beside him. "You know Eric, I wished on a star before you hugged me..." Kyle smirked. Cartman stared blankly at the red-head to the left of himself. "So…?" He trailed off questioningly. Kyle pinned Cartman down and kissed him. "So, my wish came true!" Kyle laughed. The boy beneath him sputtered randomly; "You..! I-Ugh!" Cartman slapped his forehead frustrated and sighed in defeat. "How can you always upstage me, you stupid Jew?" He muttered angrily. Kyle just smiled and whispered heatedly into the other's ear. "Cause' ya love me…" A little over two miles away Kenny and Stan were listening to the sounds of nature when they heard a loud screech: "FUCKING JEW!" Both boys sweat-dropped and groaned. "That's them, let's go." Stan gestured toward the sound. Kenny rolled his eyes and continued down the road…