I decided on doing a Xanxus fanfic. Hope it's not too bad. Well, then enjoy!

A boy ran across the yard. He quickly jumped and tackled down a man down. Then he grabbed the man's arm and pinned it to his back, pinning him to the ground.

"I win again!" The boy yelled.

"As I thought, you're training once again. Didn't you tackle down someone else just about five minutes ago?" An old man said. The boy quickly turned to him.

"Well, if I want the position as Varia's boss, then I have no choice, do I?" The boy said.

"Goodness. Although you're a girl, you are no different from a guy except for a few exceptions."

"Hmph!" The boy, I mean girl, said. "Hmm?" She noticed a little boy hiding behind the man. "Who's the wimp behind ya? He's looks the same age as me."

"Oh. I almost forgot." The old man smiled. "This is my son, Xanxus."

"Ya had a son, you virgin old geezer?" The girl asked.

"You're as rude as ever." The old man sighed. "Anyways, I want you take good care of my son."

"Don't make me suffer because of yer mistakes." The girl said. The old man sighed again. "This runt's gonna be my boss? He'll be killed or I'll kill him myself, before he can become boss." The ninth patted the girl's head.

"I'm counting on you." He smiled. The girl sweat dropped.

"Hey! I never agreed ta-!" The girl started, but the old man started to walk away.

"I have something to attend to now. I'll see you later!"

"Hey! Don't leave yer problems with me!" The girl yelled, but the Ninth was already gone. She face palmed and sighed. "Why do I have to do this..." Xanxus was just silent as he stared at the girl. The girl glanced at the boy and faced him. "So! The name was Xanxus was it?" Xanxus nodded weakly. "Look at ya! You're just skin and bones! If ya wanna be boss, ya gotta have some meat in ya! Come on!" The girl grabbed Xanxus' hand and started to walk toward the kitchen. "Ya guys!" She called to the people she was training with. "I'm takin a break! Ya guys should take one too!" Everyone agreed and went away. Xanxus and the girl arrived at the kitchen. "What do ya wanna eat?" Xanxus was silent. "Say somethin!"

"I don't know what to eat...." he answered.

"That's all ya gotta say?" The girl said. "Pathetic! If yer a boss, yer supposed to know what ya want. Ferget it. I guess it's a bit early for ya. I'll make ya some fillet mignon!" The girl turned around and made the food in several minutes. "There! Eat up!" Xanxus stared at it as the girl was eating. "What? I went through all that trouble and you ain't eatin?" Xanxus reached for the fork and knife, cut one piece, and ate it. "How is it?"

"Good." He replied. The girl snickered. Xanxus looked at her smiling face.

"Glad ya liked it." The girl replied as they both started eating again. A few minutes later, they were both done eating. "Ah! That was some good fillet!" Xanxus sat there silent. "What? Ya want some more?" He shook his head. "Well, then there's nothin like sleepin after a meal!" The girl got up and headed for the door but stopped. "What? Ya ain't comin?" Xanxus quickly got off the chair and ran to the girl. "Atta boy!" She patted his head. "That's right. I fergot! Yer name is Xanxus, right?" Xanxus nodded. The girl pointed at herself with her thumb. "I'm Akira! Nice ta meetcha!" Xanxus nodded again. "That all ya gotta say? Wait, ya didn't even say anythin!" Akira grabbed Xanxus by the collar. "Ya gotta know how ta talk ya know!"

"O-okay." He replied. Akira smiled, playfully.

"Atta boy!" She patted his head. "Well, let's go fer a snooze!" Akira walked out of the door with Xanxus following. They arrived at Akira's room and Akira walked in. "What're ya waitin' fer? Come in!" Xanxus walked in as Akira started to change. Xanxus quickly turned away. "Why're so timid fer? We're both kids! Nothin' ta worry about!" Xanxus nodded and turned back around to see her buttoning her shirt up. "You ain't sleepy?" Xanxus yawned. "I guess ya are. Come on! We can share a bed." Akira grabbed Xanxus' hand and they walked toward the bed. Akira climbed onto the bed and covered herself with the blanket. "What're waitin fer? Climb in!" Xanxus slowing climbing into bed and Akira covered him with the blanket too. "Now go ta sleep. I'll wake ya up after the nap." Akira said as Xanxus nodded and closed his eyes. In a few minutes, Xanxus was asleep. "Man, this runt can sleep fast." Akira lay on the bed beside him and drifted off the sleep as well.

As you can see, Akira has an accent. She's quite the cheerful one. And yes, she wanted the position as Varia's boss. Anyways, please review.